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Recovering White Sox fan.

Brentford and Seattle Reign supporter
I have the chance to do the dumbest, saddest, White Sox trip of all time in a few months.

Using only mileage and paying nothing out of pocket, I can fly to Sacramento in the morning, watch the Sox play at a fake stadium, and then fly back home after the game...

Should I do it?
January 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
So the FA is going to seize all the American owned clubs in the Prem this week, right?
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Good on Anthony Rendon, truly.

It's a shame he didn't continue his superstar path, but taking $250m from shitbird Arte Moreno is beautiful work. Original devious lick.
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Finally got around to framing this jersey today.

Winning this kit signed by the entire squad at a Brentford event in Chicago was one of my favorite moments of 2024.
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
As a perk of a gig I was working, I now have an abundance of mulled wine. 10 liters...

Knowing there's no way I could (or would want to) consume 10 liters of wine before it goes off, what else could it be used for in bulk?

I know I can poach pears and use it for baking, but I need more uses...
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's wild that Philip Rivers hates being around his 24 children so much he'd rather go get a brain injury than spend more time at home.
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is one of the dumbest looking cards I've ever seen.

This card looks like it was designed by the dudes who used make labels for HGC.
Board Buzz: NFL Week 15, best NBA insert card designs, Cooper Flagg, Pete Alonso, new pulls and more >> www.blowoutcards.com/blog/board-b...

#collect #MLB #NBA #NFL
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lmfao what a headline
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One guy I would have liked to see drafted in the Rule 5 is Ian Mejia.

Is he a good prospect? No.
Is he a great pitcher? Not particularly.
Does he have great stuff? Nah.

But I love pitchers with absolutely no velo that still get results.

He absolutely could eat a bunch of innings for the Sox.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Please don't fuck this up
The Chicago White Sox will select first in the 2026 MLB Draft ⚾
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Nationals did very well to acquire Harry Ford.

It's clear that Keibert Ruiz is never going to develop. Harry Ford has a shot at becoming a decent enough starter to offset that awful Ruiz extension.

The club can also maximize value and gain a draft pick with a strong ROY finish by Ford
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I think it's really fucked up that a person was able to acquire a mummy that was undoubtedly looted and stolen from Egypt, and it has now been cut up to make a trading card.
A "original piece of an Egyptian mummy" in every box.

First Buzz: 2025 Pieces of the Past Ancient World trading cards >> www.blowoutcards.com/blog/first-b...

#collect @SuperBreakBoxes #history
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Breaking: Chuck Grassley, somehow, still a Senator.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I tried to take a step back from Spotify this year and instead did a lot of listening on Radio Garden (highly recommend for random world radio stations).

That said, I'm undoubtedly sucker for Southside rap, sapphic alt-country, Bakersfield sound, and communist jazz from Guinea.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I'm not sure if Mark Buehrle ever gets elected to the HOF, but honestly, this is the year it should happen.

It's a weak class, and he's arguably the best player on the ballot without steroid allegations.

If Buehrle played for the Yankees or Dodgers, I think he'd already be in.

#mlbhof #buehrle
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don't hate this deal. I'm not sure how Ponce will be in his MLB return, but for $10m/year, he doesn't need to be a star to make the contract make sense. Hell, he doesn't even need to be particularly good to make that commitment worthwhile.
Blue Jays are in agreement with Cody Ponce on a deal that further augments their rotation per sources.

@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I may love thousands of miles away from Chicago, but there's still only one thing I'll leave the house to buy on Black Friday...

Even as breweries merge and corporations reign supreme, BCBS remains really, really good stuff.

#gooseisland #bourboncounty
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Brother, there has got to be something else you could say about the new White Sox first base coach.

Literally anything
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Face of steroid era outliers Brady Anderson joins good ol' boy Adam Eaton and Kurt "MAGA" Suzuki on the Angels coaching staff.

Marjorie Taylor Green is resigning from Congress in time for Spring Training, just saying...
see? you didn't even have to wait long for them to do something to legitimately mock them for
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Cole Palmer is the Eloy Jimenez of the EPL
News of Cole Palmer’s freak toe fracture was communicated to Enzo Maresca in the form of an 11pm text from the club doctor. Plan was he'd return to training Thursday… but #CFC man stubbed his toe Wednesday... Just unlucky
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
Enzo Maresca reveals worrying way he found out about Cole Palmer's freak accident
Chelsea star has broken his little toe after stubbing it on a door
www.standard.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A bit of a bummer of a move. With nothing at stake, I would have loved to see Gomez start the season in the rotation.

Across his first 8 starts with the White Sox down the stretch, Gomez had a FIP of 4.06.

I'd not be surprised to see him become a fixture in the Rays rotation.
Can confirm the White Sox are trading RHPs Yoendrys Gómez and Steven Wilson to the Tampa Bay Rays for OF Everson Pereira and INF Tanner Murray
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
From a financial perspective, the Cano signing was a massive success for the Mariners.

He put up insane value during his time in Seattle. He averaged nearly 5.5 bWAR per 162, and they got out of the bad half of the contract.

If anything, it should act as incentive to sign guys to massive deals!
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Having to qualify a Kyle Hendricks appreciation post by mentioning the opinons of Joe Maddon is so fucking funny.

true cornball behavior
He was the man Maddon trusted to start Game 6 in the 2016 NLCS & won the game that sent the Cubs to the World Series. He was the man Maddon trusted to start Game 7 of the World Series. He is truly an all time Cubs legend. Congratulations on your retirement Kyle Hendricks.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
On one TV at the bar I'm at is the "Emirates NBA Cup" and on the other is a tennis tournament in Riyadh sponsored by the Public Investment Fund.

Hell yeah, sportswashing
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM