I have incredible breasts and no one to share them with :(
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have incredible breasts and no one to share them with :(
Dance Yrself Clean came on two minutes before I got home :( Now I can’t hear the breakdown
March 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dance Yrself Clean came on two minutes before I got home :( Now I can’t hear the breakdown
Having friends on the west coast when you live on the east coast sucks. I feel so rude if I message them before 10am est.
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Having friends on the west coast when you live on the east coast sucks. I feel so rude if I message them before 10am est.
Every now and then after a big snow storm I get that childlike urge to throw on snow pants and run into snowbanks
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every now and then after a big snow storm I get that childlike urge to throw on snow pants and run into snowbanks
I often wonder that if I had not grown up in a culture where hyper masculinity were not the ideal for AMABs; would I still identify as trans?
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I often wonder that if I had not grown up in a culture where hyper masculinity were not the ideal for AMABs; would I still identify as trans?
BREAKING: Trump announces new plan to cast the whole city of Elturel, including its citizens into Avernus. Says “their city looks like a hellhole, and the devils will happily accept them”
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
BREAKING: Trump announces new plan to cast the whole city of Elturel, including its citizens into Avernus. Says “their city looks like a hellhole, and the devils will happily accept them”
Stares at you like this
February 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Stares at you like this
If I was jamiroquai I would feel so vindicated. He really predicted the future with Virtual Insanity
February 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If I was jamiroquai I would feel so vindicated. He really predicted the future with Virtual Insanity
I feel like a milestone in transitioning should be when you successfully buy the other genders shoes without looking at a chart
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I feel like a milestone in transitioning should be when you successfully buy the other genders shoes without looking at a chart
How it feels to wake up in the worst city in NY (Buffalo)
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How it feels to wake up in the worst city in NY (Buffalo)
Heya I’m Mel, and I found the edge of the simulation!
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Heya I’m Mel, and I found the edge of the simulation!
I truly do not know how I survived for so long without a skincare routine. Nothing makes me feel so fresh and ready to carpe that diem
February 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I truly do not know how I survived for so long without a skincare routine. Nothing makes me feel so fresh and ready to carpe that diem
Me whenever someone apologizes to me for crushing a building with my sister in it:
two men are playing basketball on a court and one of them says s ' all good
ALT: two men are playing basketball on a court and one of them says s ' all good
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February 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me whenever someone apologizes to me for crushing a building with my sister in it:
My ponytail got caught in my car door when I closed it. I’m so close to ending it all
February 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My ponytail got caught in my car door when I closed it. I’m so close to ending it all
There’s something about listening to songs in languages I don’t know. I can feel the music so much better and can interpret my own meaning from the sound.
February 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There’s something about listening to songs in languages I don’t know. I can feel the music so much better and can interpret my own meaning from the sound.
Been driving through and stopping in very red counties in NY is pretty scary. I finally understand why women find men scary, except I don’t know if they want to kill me, or fork me
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Been driving through and stopping in very red counties in NY is pretty scary. I finally understand why women find men scary, except I don’t know if they want to kill me, or fork me
I think Chuck Schumer is mad at me because he isn’t returning my calls :(
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think Chuck Schumer is mad at me because he isn’t returning my calls :(
Another weekend over, another week begins. I vow to make this week more productive than the last.
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Another weekend over, another week begins. I vow to make this week more productive than the last.
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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
A few days ago I made an oath to myself. An oath to use my words with honor, to uplift those falling into despair, and to show pride in those who are struggling. I know times are tough but we will persist as we always have.
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A few days ago I made an oath to myself. An oath to use my words with honor, to uplift those falling into despair, and to show pride in those who are struggling. I know times are tough but we will persist as we always have.
Ain’t no way the president said hamas is making bombs from condoms
January 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ain’t no way the president said hamas is making bombs from condoms
I think it would be really funny if people made videos of themselves serenading Usha Vance. Only bc it’s fun and would make JD so insecure
January 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think it would be really funny if people made videos of themselves serenading Usha Vance. Only bc it’s fun and would make JD so insecure
Calling my senators and telling them I won’t vote for them if they continue to do nothing to stop this regime :)
January 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Calling my senators and telling them I won’t vote for them if they continue to do nothing to stop this regime :)
Without our brains and muscle, not a single wheel would turn
January 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Without our brains and muscle, not a single wheel would turn