Joe Newman
@sojoe.bsky.social
Writer. Dog guy. New dad. 💚 plants. 🤎 soil. St Lawrence Valley raised. Detroit based.
(Sorry, just a bitter Lions fan over here)
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(Sorry, just a bitter Lions fan over here)
But do the eagles actually suck now? Does beating them mean anything?
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
But do the eagles actually suck now? Does beating them mean anything?
The idea that what young workers want in their work life is to manage swarms of robots seems like something one non-farmer said to a reporter because they can’t understand why anyone would want to do manual labor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The idea that what young workers want in their work life is to manage swarms of robots seems like something one non-farmer said to a reporter because they can’t understand why anyone would want to do manual labor.
Yeah, stick to reporting. Your takes are no good.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yeah, stick to reporting. Your takes are no good.
AI. It’s a bunch of BS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
AI. It’s a bunch of BS.
I mean… old man’s war is a bit horny. Love those books, and also the fact that when the old folks get their new green bodies they just wanna f*ck is… both funny and probably exactly what would happen in real life. Not embarrassingly horny, though, just the right amount.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean… old man’s war is a bit horny. Love those books, and also the fact that when the old folks get their new green bodies they just wanna f*ck is… both funny and probably exactly what would happen in real life. Not embarrassingly horny, though, just the right amount.
I mean he’s right about needing to raise the bar in congress. Unlike Randy Newman I don’t have issues with short people across the board, but MJ is actually a demon. Short demons should not be allowed in the House.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I mean he’s right about needing to raise the bar in congress. Unlike Randy Newman I don’t have issues with short people across the board, but MJ is actually a demon. Short demons should not be allowed in the House.
Thought I’d say something about how this is a terrible headline but y’all got here first
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thought I’d say something about how this is a terrible headline but y’all got here first
Yesss at least Jameis has fun. RW always looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yesss at least Jameis has fun. RW always looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.
Wait… he doesn’t think people kiss his ass and defer to him enough? I hate the guy and think he’s one of the worst people in the world, but it’s obvious he’s leading an absolutely miserable internal life, and that’s something we can all celebrate, right?
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wait… he doesn’t think people kiss his ass and defer to him enough? I hate the guy and think he’s one of the worst people in the world, but it’s obvious he’s leading an absolutely miserable internal life, and that’s something we can all celebrate, right?
“For example, I asked it to write everything for me and now it has transformed my individual voice into the same amalgamated drivel it spits out for everyone else! More time for scootering! What a win!”
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“For example, I asked it to write everything for me and now it has transformed my individual voice into the same amalgamated drivel it spits out for everyone else! More time for scootering! What a win!”
I think the guy narrating is actually really into birds. I feel like there was something about this on Hard Knocks…
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I think the guy narrating is actually really into birds. I feel like there was something about this on Hard Knocks…
He said Deion so many times.
Also, why is this ref absolutely yoked?
Also, why is this ref absolutely yoked?
September 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He said Deion so many times.
Also, why is this ref absolutely yoked?
Also, why is this ref absolutely yoked?
She would barely talk about it. But again, this isn’t why she lost. It might be why she lost Michigan, but not every other swing state, so it’s demonstrably not the fault of those voters. Blaming them is pointless. But do whatever, I guess.
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
She would barely talk about it. But again, this isn’t why she lost. It might be why she lost Michigan, but not every other swing state, so it’s demonstrably not the fault of those voters. Blaming them is pointless. But do whatever, I guess.
I’m not sure how you look at what’s happened in Gaza—mass civilian casualties, mass starvation, bombing hospitals and schools, shooting people as they try desperately to get a bit of food, targeting journalists—and say that asking a presidential candidate to talk about it is propaganda or insanity.
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m not sure how you look at what’s happened in Gaza—mass civilian casualties, mass starvation, bombing hospitals and schools, shooting people as they try desperately to get a bit of food, targeting journalists—and say that asking a presidential candidate to talk about it is propaganda or insanity.
I said in my comments that he is absolutely trying to keep Epstein out of the headlines, but the takeover of blue cities was part of the plan for a long long time. My main point is that it all matters. Calling something a distraction is the same as saying it’s not important.
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I said in my comments that he is absolutely trying to keep Epstein out of the headlines, but the takeover of blue cities was part of the plan for a long long time. My main point is that it all matters. Calling something a distraction is the same as saying it’s not important.
It would have been a fine line to walk, for sure, to express support for Palestinians in a way that didn’t lose support of the rah rah “Israel is perfect” crowd, but there was an opportunity there and she didn’t even try. She just shamed protesters. Also, this wasn’t why she lost the election.
August 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It would have been a fine line to walk, for sure, to express support for Palestinians in a way that didn’t lose support of the rah rah “Israel is perfect” crowd, but there was an opportunity there and she didn’t even try. She just shamed protesters. Also, this wasn’t why she lost the election.