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Joe Newman
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Writer. Dog guy. New dad. 💚 plants. 🤎 soil. St Lawrence Valley raised. Detroit based.
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Detroit it is.
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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the doom of boats, and ships, and men
October 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oops all one-handers #teslaa #lions #golions
September 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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“Are you abandoning your jobs?”

🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”

A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory.
‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory
The progressive Massachusetts senator appeared with the Democratic nominee for mayor in New York City.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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cheese is woke now
April 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love baking muffins. I hate cleaning muffin pans.
March 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Some fucks are trying to mine the Porkies for copper and put Lake Superior (and 21% of the world’s fresh water) at major risk of contamination. Idk if petitions matter but put your name on it and call your reps if you live in MI. #puremichigan #upperpeninsula
Sign the Petition
Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior— Stop the Copperwood Mine!
www.change.org
February 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finally got out for my first XC scoot of the year.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I don't really need my MCL, jaw, ACL, leg, or forearm. I'll donate these things to the Lions
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Ok the game last night was a bummer, but every time I watch Sewell push Gibbs or Montgomery in for a TD I think there should be a stat for that. He’s like Samwise Gamgee—“I can’t carry *it*, Mr Frodo, but I can carry you!”

Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Why is Disney’s Robin Hood soundtrack actually so good?
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM