Joe Newman
@sojoe.bsky.social
Writer. Dog guy. New dad. 💚 plants. 🤎 soil. St Lawrence Valley raised. Detroit based.
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the doom of boats, and ships, and men
October 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
the doom of boats, and ships, and men
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
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“Are you abandoning your jobs?”
🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”
A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”
A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Are you abandoning your jobs?”
🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”
A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”
A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
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‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory.
‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory
The progressive Massachusetts senator appeared with the Democratic nominee for mayor in New York City.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
‘Talk about affordability’: Warren boosts Mamdani as model for Democratic victory.
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I love baking muffins. I hate cleaning muffin pans.
March 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love baking muffins. I hate cleaning muffin pans.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
Some fucks are trying to mine the Porkies for copper and put Lake Superior (and 21% of the world’s fresh water) at major risk of contamination. Idk if petitions matter but put your name on it and call your reps if you live in MI. #puremichigan #upperpeninsula
Sign the Petition
Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior— Stop the Copperwood Mine!
www.change.org
February 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Some fucks are trying to mine the Porkies for copper and put Lake Superior (and 21% of the world’s fresh water) at major risk of contamination. Idk if petitions matter but put your name on it and call your reps if you live in MI. #puremichigan #upperpeninsula
Finally got out for my first XC scoot of the year.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Finally got out for my first XC scoot of the year.
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I don't really need my MCL, jaw, ACL, leg, or forearm. I'll donate these things to the Lions
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I don't really need my MCL, jaw, ACL, leg, or forearm. I'll donate these things to the Lions
Ok the game last night was a bummer, but every time I watch Sewell push Gibbs or Montgomery in for a TD I think there should be a stat for that. He’s like Samwise Gamgee—“I can’t carry *it*, Mr Frodo, but I can carry you!”
Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.
Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Ok the game last night was a bummer, but every time I watch Sewell push Gibbs or Montgomery in for a TD I think there should be a stat for that. He’s like Samwise Gamgee—“I can’t carry *it*, Mr Frodo, but I can carry you!”
Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.
Little LOTR/Detroit Lions crossover for your Monday morning.
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December 6, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Why is Disney’s Robin Hood soundtrack actually so good?
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Why is Disney’s Robin Hood soundtrack actually so good?