One time I completed a CAPTCHA so fast and accurately it thought I was a bot and blocked me

Can someone do a dissertation on why

the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way

Ten years after my first tweet I am pleased to announce my first Sky or whatever the fuck is also “drinking orange juice.” It’s about consistency and commitment, not that any of you weiners have those powers