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MMOC
@solarfish.bsky.social
Executive Chef in HOU, food lover, general all purpose geek, and huge gear head. Opinions expressed are my own and unrelated to my employer. (chef/chef)
My mom gifted me and my siblings all of our childhood ornaments (she buys us a new one every year, still does). Have them going back to my birth. Unfortunately not all of them have dates on them
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tree Day is Done.
Now to enjoy a lifetime of collected ornaments for a few weeks.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My wife bought me a lovely nerdy Advent calendar that somehow encompasses several of my interests.

How this was never on my radar is beyond me.
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Warum haben sie kein räuchermann?
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yup. I've got this one.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A car with an I6 I'd like to own.

But in the real world, this is the one I haven't owned that I'd really like to own. I have alerts set for them on BaT.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A car with an I6 I’d like to own

I've already owned several I6s in my lifetime, currently have one and a Flat-6 in the garage, so I'm going to swing for the fences with a car that doesn't exist, but I'd sure like to own one.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Why do they want me to take their steak outside to char it? It's raining out.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
South of the restaurant (mostly clear skies)

North of the restaurant (big badda boom)
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
7-8 foot tree, 3er Touring.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wife came to have dinner with me and friends at work. Departing she goes, "sorry for the "Christmas" when you get home."

I said, "so the dogs are in bow ties and you decorated?"

She nodded and said she also got the Christmas blankets out for the horde dragon.

Folks I was not prepared to come home
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
post something random or you'll have a bad December
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Za'atar Crusted Turkey Medallions, Hard Cider Jus, Haricots Vert, mushroom ragout, crispy onions, cranberry relish, root vegetable puree.

Thanksgiving at Doris.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm thankful that late '90s early 2000's Germans were unhinged enough to decide that SMG was the future and try to shove it into everything until they figured out DCT.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Annual tree day post. As usual, be bought a tree a little too big for the space. 🤷‍♂️ this is the way.

A kiddy gate will be going up around it later to keep Mr. Joseph Edison Beans out from behind it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Caveman Olympics
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This has been occupying far too much of my headspace for the last 24 hours. Mazda should have made a ND Shooting Brake. I would absolutely buy one new and daily it if they did
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You know I'm in a mood if this bottle comes out...
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Kosher catering for 300 tonight ran my ass.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I told her JEB is going to be around this home until the day she dies, and the face she gave me...
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Now this is one hell of a two car solution for some calculation...

#twocarsolution #weirdcarBS
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Study in Matsutake
Large matsutake grilled and braised in white soy, sake, and mirin.
Matsutake liaison, shaved baby Matsutake and shallot lightly wilted in butter. Roasted oyster mushrooms, chicken tortelloni, sorrel, celery

🍜 🍝
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
E46 touring vs Gigantor the F150.

I love going into the parking lot and not being able to find my car because it's between two giant trucks.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Up to no good as usual.

Making a matsutake pasta dish.
Matsutake dashi turned into a liaison.
Matsutake braised in white soy, mirin, and sake
Lightly sweated matsutake with shallots
Roasted oyster mushrooms.

Going over chicken tortelloni.
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM