MsSolo 🫖 🏳️🌈
@solelyfictional.bsky.social
I am currently bisexually eating brie. Former writer, current exhausted parent. She/her, UK
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Quick heads up to whoever sent me a DM - i am not arsing about with age verification on social media (because I should spend less time on it anyway) so if you know me in real life and can message me through another platform please do :) and if you don't know me, don't!
introducing the in laws to Netflix ruritania Christmas romcoms with Princess Switch 2. SiL thought Vanessa Hudgens might be Vanessa Hudgens' sister, but i completely failed to clock blonde VH, so we're all coming to this from the same place.
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
introducing the in laws to Netflix ruritania Christmas romcoms with Princess Switch 2. SiL thought Vanessa Hudgens might be Vanessa Hudgens' sister, but i completely failed to clock blonde VH, so we're all coming to this from the same place.
once again things have gone south at reading, because the connection is once an hour, and the whole station is absolutely perishing.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
once again things have gone south at reading, because the connection is once an hour, and the whole station is absolutely perishing.
"This is a no smoking, no vaping, no whinging, no whining service and as long as you do what I say we'll get along fine." GWR train manager setting clear expectations today.
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"This is a no smoking, no vaping, no whinging, no whining service and as long as you do what I say we'll get along fine." GWR train manager setting clear expectations today.
Once again appreciating LNER for its leg room, its cashback if you book direct, its free activity books for kids and generally making this journey so much easier than last year's equivalent was.
December 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Once again appreciating LNER for its leg room, its cashback if you book direct, its free activity books for kids and generally making this journey so much easier than last year's equivalent was.
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You boy, what colour are you?
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You boy, what colour are you?
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Slow Down Take It Easy*
(Christmas edition)
(Christmas edition)
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Slow Down Take It Easy*
(Christmas edition)
(Christmas edition)
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
made it to 10pm on boxing day before seeing a DFS ad
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
made it to 10pm on boxing day before seeing a DFS ad
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It may not be the explanation, but it is an explanation.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butter...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butter...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It may not be the explanation, but it is an explanation.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butter...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butter...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
"My name is Tiny Tim, who did NOT die,
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair"
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair"
‘It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite, Tiny Tim who did NOT die, when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me’
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Cliff Richard really carrying Do They Know It's Christmas 2, because you couldn't buy the original any more in 1989 and maybe no one should have bought 2 either? #TOTP1989
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Cliff Richard really carrying Do They Know It's Christmas 2, because you couldn't buy the original any more in 1989 and maybe no one should have bought 2 either? #TOTP1989
#TOTP1989 teasing us with a little early Kylie, this year's Christmas no1, and yet the London Boys, equally camp, are completely forgotten (tbf, based on this special, I'm not sure there were any straight people buying music in the late 80s?)
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
#TOTP1989 teasing us with a little early Kylie, this year's Christmas no1, and yet the London Boys, equally camp, are completely forgotten (tbf, based on this special, I'm not sure there were any straight people buying music in the late 80s?)
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, last night dreamt he went to Manderley.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, left from the Grey Havens and sailed to the undying lands.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of swirly, twirly gumdrops, and then, he walked through the Lincoln Tunnel!
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, last night dreamt he went to Manderley.
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I'm sure Nicola Adams has no issues with multiple bikini clad women scissoring their muscular legs at her #CelebrityGladiators
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm sure Nicola Adams has no issues with multiple bikini clad women scissoring their muscular legs at her #CelebrityGladiators
Honey whisky and ginger ale is a very festive combination. tempted to float a couple of smarties in it for eyes.
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Honey whisky and ginger ale is a very festive combination. tempted to float a couple of smarties in it for eyes.
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“‘Every American should be able to drive to a store, buy a system and start generating energy within minutes — that’s our mission,’ Chou said.”
Solar panels for renters? Californians test plug-in models popular in Europe — San Francisco Chronicle
Amanda Royal felt the thrill of freedom, and all she’d done was plug a new device into the wall at her East Bay home. The cord ran from an outdoor outlet, under a picnic table and across the grass to ...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“‘Every American should be able to drive to a store, buy a system and start generating energy within minutes — that’s our mission,’ Chou said.”
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This is NGC 2264, also called the "Christmas Tree Cluster." It's a cluster of young stars about 2,500 light years away.
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is NGC 2264, also called the "Christmas Tree Cluster." It's a cluster of young stars about 2,500 light years away.
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
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...and the Tiny Tim meme, which did not die...
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
...and the Tiny Tim meme, which did not die...
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We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
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OH MY GOD you cannot just toss normies into the RPF fanfic pool. That's like handing a toddler a machete and dropping them in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
OH MY GOD you cannot just toss normies into the RPF fanfic pool. That's like handing a toddler a machete and dropping them in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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If you haven't encountered IcelandAir's series of ads about the Yule Cat, you're in for a treat
youtu.be/noBXbUJ9tN0?...
youtu.be/noBXbUJ9tN0?...
The Icelandic Yule Cat’s Christmas Roast | Icelandair
YouTube video by Icelandair
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December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If you haven't encountered IcelandAir's series of ads about the Yule Cat, you're in for a treat
youtu.be/noBXbUJ9tN0?...
youtu.be/noBXbUJ9tN0?...