Well. It's not Arby's.

I have a confession...

Which makes me wonder, could the actual event that splits the Modern and Classic continuity be the retroactive removal of Iblis/Solaris.

This started as a shit post but suddenly it seems more likely that that was the specific point where Sonic was irrevocably severed between Classic and Modern.

You cobble together sentences from different voice cartoon lines, preferably AoStH Robotnik.

Okay but where do Robotnik(AoStH) and Robotnik(SatAM) go? Or Robotnik (SU)?

Somebody needs to go ArreS-S-S-S-St him.

Not sure you could stomach having a controller out that's more expensive that a console that can serve as a controller for GameShare.

My brain is constantly switching between the blinds and listening to the whooshing sound of each, utterly enamored with how it was truly the next generation after flipping the GameCube around but never able to switch to the far side of it.

Now they all suck. Can't spend any time just playing in em

Oh I know, I picked up mine decades ago for maybe $40. Although half the library is a bit of an amusing number when talking about the Virtual Boy.

Took this picture like 3 days ago and now I'm seeing his face everywhere...

Now I wish I took it as a landscape photo because dkc2 was on the other end of the shelf and that would've completed the weirdness of seeing this vintage ad where the games are more expensive today out of the box.

Yep.
Yep.
Had no idea.

Rent free in my head

Walking through the store and...?