The Soltana Boss
@soltanaboss.bsky.social
The name is ULX/GLX/Soltana. I go by many names but those who know me, know that I'm a degenerate awful and vile person. He/Him
I don't ever know what the fuck to post here.
Tits
Tits
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence
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January 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I don't ever know what the fuck to post here.
Tits
Tits
Happy New Year from me to all of you.
I want to say things will happen with me, but I don't want to give any empty promises.
But I will say I'm cooking something up in the lab.
I want to say things will happen with me, but I don't want to give any empty promises.
But I will say I'm cooking something up in the lab.
a person is writing in a book that says " palace to share the prisoners "
ALT: a person is writing in a book that says " palace to share the prisoners "
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January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Happy New Year from me to all of you.
I want to say things will happen with me, but I don't want to give any empty promises.
But I will say I'm cooking something up in the lab.
I want to say things will happen with me, but I don't want to give any empty promises.
But I will say I'm cooking something up in the lab.
*Looks at everything regarding Gen AI*
Me: *Wonders why we're making AI do things that involve passion and creativity and love*
Also Me: *See the cold heartless Corporate executives that couldn't create anything no matter how they tried* Ahhhhh...
Me: *Wonders why we're making AI do things that involve passion and creativity and love*
Also Me: *See the cold heartless Corporate executives that couldn't create anything no matter how they tried* Ahhhhh...
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
*Looks at everything regarding Gen AI*
Me: *Wonders why we're making AI do things that involve passion and creativity and love*
Also Me: *See the cold heartless Corporate executives that couldn't create anything no matter how they tried* Ahhhhh...
Me: *Wonders why we're making AI do things that involve passion and creativity and love*
Also Me: *See the cold heartless Corporate executives that couldn't create anything no matter how they tried* Ahhhhh...
*Me planning out scenes while listening to music*
*Start planning a future scenario where the main character gets confident and skilled*
*I'm jiving with it. I'm really liking how it plans*
*Next song in YouTube playlist starts up*
Song: youtu.be/SvFqc27SeP4?...
Me: ...I...Huh...
*Start planning a future scenario where the main character gets confident and skilled*
*I'm jiving with it. I'm really liking how it plans*
*Next song in YouTube playlist starts up*
Song: youtu.be/SvFqc27SeP4?...
Me: ...I...Huh...
Sorairo Days [Lagann-hen Movie Version] HQ FLAC (Download)
YouTube video by Daeb
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December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*Me planning out scenes while listening to music*
*Start planning a future scenario where the main character gets confident and skilled*
*I'm jiving with it. I'm really liking how it plans*
*Next song in YouTube playlist starts up*
Song: youtu.be/SvFqc27SeP4?...
Me: ...I...Huh...
*Start planning a future scenario where the main character gets confident and skilled*
*I'm jiving with it. I'm really liking how it plans*
*Next song in YouTube playlist starts up*
Song: youtu.be/SvFqc27SeP4?...
Me: ...I...Huh...
*100% Silksong finally*
Man that was a good game to beat
"But what about the rest of the memen-"
Man that was a good game to beat
"But what about the rest of the memen-"
a man in a tuxedo says " what makes you think i care " to a woman
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " what makes you think i care " to a woman
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December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
*100% Silksong finally*
Man that was a good game to beat
"But what about the rest of the memen-"
Man that was a good game to beat
"But what about the rest of the memen-"
*Playing Silksong [Spoilers]*
*I make it to Bilewater
*Everything is either traps or shit water*
*Reach a Boss room*
*on my last leg after beating several waves of enemies*
*The true boss appears and kills me instantly*
Me: *looks at Team Cherry*
*I make it to Bilewater
*Everything is either traps or shit water*
*Reach a Boss room*
*on my last leg after beating several waves of enemies*
*The true boss appears and kills me instantly*
Me: *looks at Team Cherry*
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says who hurt you
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says who hurt you
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October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
*Playing Silksong [Spoilers]*
*I make it to Bilewater
*Everything is either traps or shit water*
*Reach a Boss room*
*on my last leg after beating several waves of enemies*
*The true boss appears and kills me instantly*
Me: *looks at Team Cherry*
*I make it to Bilewater
*Everything is either traps or shit water*
*Reach a Boss room*
*on my last leg after beating several waves of enemies*
*The true boss appears and kills me instantly*
Me: *looks at Team Cherry*
[Silksong Spoilers(?)]
*Playing Silksong*
*Find a Boss that looks cool*
*Their Boss Music has presence*
Me: Oh man, this is a cool boss fight, no way it could get be-
Game: "Press RT to Parry"
*Press it*
*Scene plays out*
That one neuron in my body:
youtube.com/shorts/IJDgk...
*Playing Silksong*
*Find a Boss that looks cool*
*Their Boss Music has presence*
Me: Oh man, this is a cool boss fight, no way it could get be-
Game: "Press RT to Parry"
*Press it*
*Scene plays out*
That one neuron in my body:
youtube.com/shorts/IJDgk...
Screaming Asian Man
YouTube video by cvr
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September 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[Silksong Spoilers(?)]
*Playing Silksong*
*Find a Boss that looks cool*
*Their Boss Music has presence*
Me: Oh man, this is a cool boss fight, no way it could get be-
Game: "Press RT to Parry"
*Press it*
*Scene plays out*
That one neuron in my body:
youtube.com/shorts/IJDgk...
*Playing Silksong*
*Find a Boss that looks cool*
*Their Boss Music has presence*
Me: Oh man, this is a cool boss fight, no way it could get be-
Game: "Press RT to Parry"
*Press it*
*Scene plays out*
That one neuron in my body:
youtube.com/shorts/IJDgk...
TROBIIO!!!
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a curtain
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September 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
TROBIIO!!!
Some people: Silksong is too hard, enemies shouldn't have double damage, wtf
Me: *Fight a couple of robots dancing deadly while I plan the best way to fight them for the umpteenth time* Why does this fucking battle rock so hard!?
Me: *Fight a couple of robots dancing deadly while I plan the best way to fight them for the umpteenth time* Why does this fucking battle rock so hard!?
September 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Some people: Silksong is too hard, enemies shouldn't have double damage, wtf
Me: *Fight a couple of robots dancing deadly while I plan the best way to fight them for the umpteenth time* Why does this fucking battle rock so hard!?
Me: *Fight a couple of robots dancing deadly while I plan the best way to fight them for the umpteenth time* Why does this fucking battle rock so hard!?
*Looks up best types of weapons for characters*
Google: The best weapon type is NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Me: No, I mean the strongest wea-
Also Me:
Google: The best weapon type is NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Me: No, I mean the strongest wea-
Also Me:
Kronk Point GIF
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September 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*Looks up best types of weapons for characters*
Google: The best weapon type is NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Me: No, I mean the strongest wea-
Also Me:
Google: The best weapon type is NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Me: No, I mean the strongest wea-
Also Me:
*Driving to Work*
Sign: *Black background, red heart monitor line that flat lines* After you die, you will meet God.
Me: Did I just get threatened by a Christian Aid sign!?
Sign: *Black background, red heart monitor line that flat lines* After you die, you will meet God.
Me: Did I just get threatened by a Christian Aid sign!?
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
*Driving to Work*
Sign: *Black background, red heart monitor line that flat lines* After you die, you will meet God.
Me: Did I just get threatened by a Christian Aid sign!?
Sign: *Black background, red heart monitor line that flat lines* After you die, you will meet God.
Me: Did I just get threatened by a Christian Aid sign!?
Hollow Knight: I fucking hate the bouncing balls you have to spike to get around areas
Silk Song: I FUCKING HATE THE BOUNCING BALLS YOU HAVE TO SPIKE AT AN AGLE TO GET AROUND AREAS
Conclusion: I have poor coordination in these games. And I'm impatient
Silk Song: I FUCKING HATE THE BOUNCING BALLS YOU HAVE TO SPIKE AT AN AGLE TO GET AROUND AREAS
Conclusion: I have poor coordination in these games. And I'm impatient
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hollow Knight: I fucking hate the bouncing balls you have to spike to get around areas
Silk Song: I FUCKING HATE THE BOUNCING BALLS YOU HAVE TO SPIKE AT AN AGLE TO GET AROUND AREAS
Conclusion: I have poor coordination in these games. And I'm impatient
Silk Song: I FUCKING HATE THE BOUNCING BALLS YOU HAVE TO SPIKE AT AN AGLE TO GET AROUND AREAS
Conclusion: I have poor coordination in these games. And I'm impatient
[Silksong Early Game Spoilers]
*Meet up with Lace in the Deep Dock*
Me: Oh, is she gonna be the rival that is like Silk was in Hollow Night-
*Reach Lace's second phase in she does her sphere followed by several attacks in said sphere*
Me: I beg your finest fucking pardon, is she fucking Virgil!?
*Meet up with Lace in the Deep Dock*
Me: Oh, is she gonna be the rival that is like Silk was in Hollow Night-
*Reach Lace's second phase in she does her sphere followed by several attacks in said sphere*
Me: I beg your finest fucking pardon, is she fucking Virgil!?
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
[Silksong Early Game Spoilers]
*Meet up with Lace in the Deep Dock*
Me: Oh, is she gonna be the rival that is like Silk was in Hollow Night-
*Reach Lace's second phase in she does her sphere followed by several attacks in said sphere*
Me: I beg your finest fucking pardon, is she fucking Virgil!?
*Meet up with Lace in the Deep Dock*
Me: Oh, is she gonna be the rival that is like Silk was in Hollow Night-
*Reach Lace's second phase in she does her sphere followed by several attacks in said sphere*
Me: I beg your finest fucking pardon, is she fucking Virgil!?
Me: Oh man Silksong came out. And it's affordable. But I should wait, I need to be responsible with my mon-
My wife already clicking buy on the Steam page:
My wife already clicking buy on the Steam page:
a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face .
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September 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me: Oh man Silksong came out. And it's affordable. But I should wait, I need to be responsible with my mon-
My wife already clicking buy on the Steam page:
My wife already clicking buy on the Steam page:
*Watches the last 2 Episodes of #gavv *
a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands
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September 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*Watches the last 2 Episodes of #gavv *
Shouma: *Unlocks his latent powers to become stronger to defeat an ever increasing threat*
Lakia: *Uses his shield in practical and impractical ways to help humanity*
Then there's Hanto whose just:
Lakia: *Uses his shield in practical and impractical ways to help humanity*
Then there's Hanto whose just:
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shouma: *Unlocks his latent powers to become stronger to defeat an ever increasing threat*
Lakia: *Uses his shield in practical and impractical ways to help humanity*
Then there's Hanto whose just:
Lakia: *Uses his shield in practical and impractical ways to help humanity*
Then there's Hanto whose just:
You know I thought that #Gavv would drop the ball in the last quarter of the show.
MEANWHILE THE SHOW IS DOING THIS:
MEANWHILE THE SHOW IS DOING THIS:
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August 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You know I thought that #Gavv would drop the ball in the last quarter of the show.
MEANWHILE THE SHOW IS DOING THIS:
MEANWHILE THE SHOW IS DOING THIS:
So I cleaned up my email today, saw I got a bot make a message on my fanfiction.net account where the only story I posted was from 2007.
Like...
WTF
Like...
WTF
FanFiction
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August 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So I cleaned up my email today, saw I got a bot make a message on my fanfiction.net account where the only story I posted was from 2007.
Like...
WTF
Like...
WTF
Other people and their OCs: "I'm sorry I don't do [specific art thing] with you anymore. I haven't forgotten you. I still think about you."
Me and my OCs in my head (I'm the one on the ground):
Me and my OCs in my head (I'm the one on the ground):
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Other people and their OCs: "I'm sorry I don't do [specific art thing] with you anymore. I haven't forgotten you. I still think about you."
Me and my OCs in my head (I'm the one on the ground):
Me and my OCs in my head (I'm the one on the ground):
"Is happiness an illusion? Is it attainable? Can you capture it, like lightning in a bottle? Because you can never hold onto it for a long time. It slips through your fingers, like trying to cup water in your hands. So try and enjoy the brief moments you have it, before life pulls you back down."
August 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Is happiness an illusion? Is it attainable? Can you capture it, like lightning in a bottle? Because you can never hold onto it for a long time. It slips through your fingers, like trying to cup water in your hands. So try and enjoy the brief moments you have it, before life pulls you back down."
I am, what the kids are saying, crashing out
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with an angry face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with an angry face
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July 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am, what the kids are saying, crashing out
Reposted by The Soltana Boss
Krusty the clown - What the hell was that?
YouTube video by CoolFire666
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July 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*Finished watching this episode of #Gavv *
Holy shit Shouma, Lakian, give the damn woman some breathing room.
I swear this season better not fuck up at the end.
Holy shit Shouma, Lakian, give the damn woman some breathing room.
I swear this season better not fuck up at the end.
THIS WEEK'S GAVV WAS SO GOOD. they gave vram one of the rawest rider kicks i've ever seen
June 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*Finished watching this episode of #Gavv *
Holy shit Shouma, Lakian, give the damn woman some breathing room.
I swear this season better not fuck up at the end.
Holy shit Shouma, Lakian, give the damn woman some breathing room.
I swear this season better not fuck up at the end.
So I never read Othello. But I am watching the 1995 movie with Lawrence Fishburne.
All I got to say is, holy shit Iago is a fucking petty asshole.
He makes Reverse Flash look tame.
Man was built to be hating while dropping lines that make you see how fucking awesome he was designed
All I got to say is, holy shit Iago is a fucking petty asshole.
He makes Reverse Flash look tame.
Man was built to be hating while dropping lines that make you see how fucking awesome he was designed
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So I never read Othello. But I am watching the 1995 movie with Lawrence Fishburne.
All I got to say is, holy shit Iago is a fucking petty asshole.
He makes Reverse Flash look tame.
Man was built to be hating while dropping lines that make you see how fucking awesome he was designed
All I got to say is, holy shit Iago is a fucking petty asshole.
He makes Reverse Flash look tame.
Man was built to be hating while dropping lines that make you see how fucking awesome he was designed