Will Ralston (they/he)
@someotherwill.bsky.social
writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much
Reddit perma-banned me for sharing this
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Reddit perma-banned me for sharing this
Cool. Good for you. Now do your fucking job
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Cool. Good for you. Now do your fucking job
Given Joe Warmington's take on Ross' cell footage, I'm gonna say "yes."
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Given Joe Warmington's take on Ross' cell footage, I'm gonna say "yes."
Visual information is processed in everyone's brain according to their own perspective but how this shows any of that, I'll never understand.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Visual information is processed in everyone's brain according to their own perspective but how this shows any of that, I'll never understand.
I was watching The Family Stone last night and wondered about Keaton's character's mastectomy scars. Thanks to AI, I now know things about them that aren't even in the movie. (She showed the edge of a scar to her husband. No character named Connor. Also don't think type of cancer is specified)
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I was watching The Family Stone last night and wondered about Keaton's character's mastectomy scars. Thanks to AI, I now know things about them that aren't even in the movie. (She showed the edge of a scar to her husband. No character named Connor. Also don't think type of cancer is specified)
Children under 5 and males are particularly at risk...
![Introductory paragraph of an article about deaths caused by or with washing machines in South Korea:
"A washing machine is a convenient device used to clean laundry, which comprises a large part of housework. It is often not considered to be a dangerous appliance, but it can result in serious injuries or death [1], [2]. The most frequently reported age at injury is between 1 and 2 years [1]. Children < 5 years and males are particularly at risk of sustaining injury, and infants are at a higher risk of drowning in bathtubs, toilets, or washing machines [1]. Few cases of washing machine–related accidental death in children have been reported [1], [2], [3], with the cause of death being asphyxia due to hypoxia. The current literature does not include statistical research or articles reviewing washing machine–related deaths. In particular, data on washing machine–related suicides have not been reported to date. As adults may use washing machines to die by suicide, this study retrospectively reviewed the status of washing machine–related deaths in South Korea and compared their characteristics with those of bathtub-related deaths."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qw4kgq2t6kiyk2slk7qaxxei/bafkreihj4ct5wsx4gmdht3jrwvgvm723ia5t5gvaaonyqyd5tspbgpgw7y@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Children under 5 and males are particularly at risk...
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Grim cannot be considered anti-establishment if he truly can't tell the difference between an SS Totenkopf and a Grateful Dead skull. Would it look more like what it is if we told him that was a photo of Pete Hegseth's skull tattoo instead?
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACT NOW for your official Trump lifetime achievement award!
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
They are TERRIFIED right now.
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
July 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism; at least it's an ethos! ~ Walter Sobchak
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
June 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism; at least it's an ethos! ~ Walter Sobchak
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
It's the other 43% I'm worried about. They believe in nothing that requires getting off the couch.
Bloomsburg, PA in the rain
June 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bloomsburg, PA in the rain
From the columnist who brought you "Kamala's Newest Lie," Derek Hunter, more hot takes:
June 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
From the columnist who brought you "Kamala's Newest Lie," Derek Hunter, more hot takes:
New phone. Who this?
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
New phone. Who this?
We have an eastern screech owl family in our tree five blocks from you. The rabbit population is about to drop.
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We have an eastern screech owl family in our tree five blocks from you. The rabbit population is about to drop.
Forgive me for I did not know
May 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Forgive me for I did not know
Bloomsburg, PA. Population 13,000. May Day protest: 200+
May 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bloomsburg, PA. Population 13,000. May Day protest: 200+