Will Ralston (they/he)
someotherwill.bsky.social
Will Ralston (they/he)
@someotherwill.bsky.social
writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much
Reposted by Will Ralston (they/he)
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was watching The Family Stone last night and wondered about Keaton's character's mastectomy scars. Thanks to AI, I now know things about them that aren't even in the movie. (She showed the edge of a scar to her husband. No character named Connor. Also don't think type of cancer is specified)
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Tonight, because I felt like it and have no impulse control, I ate too many Christmas cookies.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT AND CEO
THE UNTIED STAINS OF MURIKKKA
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PJ was talented, yes, but also extremely funny and kind, and charmingly insecure about his talent. RIP
James Ransone, who played Ziggy on ‘The Wire,’ dead at 46
James Ransone “committed not only to the work but to the camaraderie that turns every good film production into something familial and caring,” said David Simon, creator of “The Wire.”
www.thebanner.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I hate it here
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.

Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Children under 5 and males are particularly at risk...
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When does the madness end? When can we be done with "hook or crook" season and enter the long-awaited "tooth and nail" celebrations?
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The 9 year old is currently trying to convince Google AI that the Earth is flat, NASA is fake, and there is an official Pokemon named Epichew who is a pink llama.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why do we spend all year teaching kids about stranger danger and then for one night only, some rando with a white beard and "gifts for the kiddies" breaks into your house, and that somehow is the cause of some of your happiest memories?
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I named my fists Woodward and Bernstein because I want you to know what really happened.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dreamt last night that the government started building mini-pentagons inside HOAs.
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I also wouldn't vote for a candidate with a Grateful Dead skull tattoo who didn't realize that's what it was and never liked the band. I'm not a hypocrite.
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it.

They are TERRIFIED right now.
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My speech for the Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg at today's No Kings rally in Bloomsburg, PA
Family Resource Network of Bloomsburg No Kings speech 101825
FRN Member Will Ralston speaks at the No Kings Rally in Bloomsburg, October 18, 2025.
vimeo.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Was too distracted by speaking at the No Kings protest in the only town in PA to take pictures. Except for my friend Claire's costume:
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#spoutible, I'm sorry I strayed. Who has a whole ass whale and goes off chasing a flimsy little butterfly?
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
*Defense* leads to overreach and mission creep? Defense?!? Like we started out defending democracy but we got carried away and now we're like the helicopter parents of democracy? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dems lost while being weak-kneed about trans rights and Gaza, and they won't win until they welcome forced-birthers into the tent?
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Took me three days of searching but I finally got the paydirt this afternoon. And one MAGA hat actually being worn by a person. That's it. This time last year I would have lost count.
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Same thing happened to me once. I didn't even get it, just tried to gently let my "crush" down. He had no idea what I was talking about. If she's anything like I was, this might help: (1/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by Will Ralston (they/he)
This is a complete misreading of this paper's conclusions. For unbiased coverage of this paper, please read this. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Journal Club: A Robust Debunking of Myths About Trans Youth — Assigned
A 2025 paper studied over eleven years debunks the harmful myths that trans youth don’t know what they want.
www.assignedmedia.org
September 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It won't mean much to anyone outside of my zip code, but I went down to the Bloomsburg Fair (one of the largest in the country) and didn't see a single Trump anything: no MAGA hats, no flags for sale, no one wearing a shirt supporting him. This is a dramatic shift from last year in my red county.
September 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Gilded Age, Season 4 premiere: Bertha's plans for a charity event supporting the hungry interfere with George's announcement that his railroads are now all being powered by Soylent Green.
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM