Erin Somers
@somers.bsky.social
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“At seven o’clock in the evening, Gideon and Phoebe stuck a list of emergency contacts to the fridge, gave their sitter the usual spiel about bedtime, beseeched their kids to please, for God’s sake be good, and left to go have sex with the neighbors.” @somers.bsky.social in @grantamag.bsky.social 🔥
Pleasantries
‘Her body looked good in that sumptuous way. He was not always attracted to her anymore, but he was attracted to her in this moment, and there was something noble about this, generous – he was about t...
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I’m really sorry but for the next three weeks its gonna be
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For Brad’s very cool and fun PTA series I wrote a little appreciation of—what else—INHERENT VICE
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Guys, I could NOT be more excited to have a story published at Short Story, Long, and I honestly really love this story in a way that I think you love just a few stories you’ve written. Maybe it’s the encroaching nostalgia, maybe it’s just the fun I had with the form, but I hope you’ll read it!
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i've long said that if i ever have enough money to start a press, i'd bring back full full-back-cover author photo. so glad to see this is coming back in style!
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Hardcovers are here! Check out the back cover haha
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Hardcovers are here! Check out the back cover haha
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Excited to be on this and moved to be read so thoughtfully
drewsof.bsky.social
This fall, there are some novels you really really really ought to read. Some are obvious, some are ones you haven't heard of, some aren't on this list but they're cool anyway. But THESE ones, we can attest, are really good: lithub.com/15-novels-yo...
15 Novels You Need to Read This Fall
The weather is changing (well, sort of), the pumpkin spice lattes are beckoning, the kids are back in school, all of which clearly indicates that it’s big book season yet again. And hey, we m…
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We are delighted to share the cover for the witty and emotionally-charged new novel The Ten Year Affair by Erin Somers, available to pre-order now: buythebook.online/the-ten-year...

'Somers's wit is as cool, caustic and dry as liquid nitrogen' TONY TULATHIMUTTE

'Hilarious' BRANDON TAYLOR
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kimberlyburns.bsky.social
PW ⭐️ for @somers.bsky.social!
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★ Erin Somers offers a wry and ingenious tale of marital infidelity. She offers a sardonic view into the pressures of marriage and motherhood and the ambient temptation of adultery.
The Ten Year Affair by Erin Somers
Somers (Stay Up with Hugo Best) offers a wry and ingenious tale of marital infidelity. Cora and Eliot live in the Hudson Valley ...
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*first whispering, then grabbing you by the collar and yelling* This book is THE REAL DEAL
The cover of a galley of Erin Somers’s novel The Ten Year Affair (cover depicts two pairs of hands flirting with each other)
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Okay I love this book. Somers first book, Staying Up with Hugo Best, was a fun read but this one is even better.
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from The Ten Year Affair by Erin Somers.
“Don’t you have feelings?” 

She did have feelings. 

The feelings were she wanted to get fucked onto the astral plane and not think about her life for a second. 

But this clearly wasn’t the right thing to say, so she reached into the feelings bag and yanked out “I’m crazy about you.” Sure, why not? It was bland, liking-adjacent. It was not necessarily a declaration of love. He seemed to accept it.