Sabrina Diarrhea aka Cousin Shit aka Dog Stevens
@somethin.bsky.social
ESP grifter, gender neutralist, terrorist UAP, Anacho-cybermodernist comedy occultist and capsule reviewer of this layer of reality. 40 years of experience. They/them. Gonna start charging an admission fee. Live action poetry from the Suburban Bunker
Pinned
Is it in her heart? Her mind? Or is it real?
Yeah but have you heard of the coomsday clock? It's two seconds to midnight
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Yeah but have you heard of the coomsday clock? It's two seconds to midnight
one of the best album titles ever
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 PM
one of the best album titles ever
Every five years someone is like rock is back there's this band, and then the band does not rock. What the fuck
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Every five years someone is like rock is back there's this band, and then the band does not rock. What the fuck
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this is how it starts, history repeats itself
January 28, 2026 at 10:53 AM
this is how it starts, history repeats itself
The real lesson of the stanford prison experiment is that hats and sunglasses are really cool
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The real lesson of the stanford prison experiment is that hats and sunglasses are really cool
Nobody listens to music how I listen to music. I really listen to it. Like really listen. I don't think you really listen to music, I think you just hear it. Also no one eats food like me, they just merely take it in, I consume it, I eat it, I chew it up and swallow it, I taste it all, every flavor.
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Nobody listens to music how I listen to music. I really listen to it. Like really listen. I don't think you really listen to music, I think you just hear it. Also no one eats food like me, they just merely take it in, I consume it, I eat it, I chew it up and swallow it, I taste it all, every flavor.
No one understands movies the way I understand movies
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
No one understands movies the way I understand movies
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'Megalomaniacal Banshee Reality Woman'
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
'Megalomaniacal Banshee Reality Woman'
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January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Red flag: writing about harry potter for the NYT
Redder flag: white british woman writing about harry potter for the NYT
100 blazing red flags bludgeoning you to death: white british woman who published a piece titled "Transgenderism is over" and is married to a cop writing about harry potter fo-
Redder flag: white british woman writing about harry potter for the NYT
100 blazing red flags bludgeoning you to death: white british woman who published a piece titled "Transgenderism is over" and is married to a cop writing about harry potter fo-
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Red flag: writing about harry potter for the NYT
Redder flag: white british woman writing about harry potter for the NYT
100 blazing red flags bludgeoning you to death: white british woman who published a piece titled "Transgenderism is over" and is married to a cop writing about harry potter fo-
Redder flag: white british woman writing about harry potter for the NYT
100 blazing red flags bludgeoning you to death: white british woman who published a piece titled "Transgenderism is over" and is married to a cop writing about harry potter fo-
My full time job is slot apps now
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 PM
My full time job is slot apps now
Dark Star is like Star Wars but cooler, shame dirty sci fi isn't more popular
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Dark Star is like Star Wars but cooler, shame dirty sci fi isn't more popular
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We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
Horny Potter and The Cursed Polycule
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Horny Potter and The Cursed Polycule
It would be cool if a bad thing happened to a bad person
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It would be cool if a bad thing happened to a bad person
I'm just grateful that gun companies are gonna make alot of money regardless of what happens in the future.
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm just grateful that gun companies are gonna make alot of money regardless of what happens in the future.
Why do the people who believe in power, violence and social hierarchy always have to couch their beliefs in a subconscious soft intellectual padding. Why not just say "I'm higher than you on the social ladder therefore I am allowed to do whatever I want with you including kill you."
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Why do the people who believe in power, violence and social hierarchy always have to couch their beliefs in a subconscious soft intellectual padding. Why not just say "I'm higher than you on the social ladder therefore I am allowed to do whatever I want with you including kill you."
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Abolish the police
Abolish ICE
Abolish the Republican Party
Take over the other party and reform it entirely
Good morning.
Abolish ICE
Abolish the Republican Party
Take over the other party and reform it entirely
Good morning.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Abolish the police
Abolish ICE
Abolish the Republican Party
Take over the other party and reform it entirely
Good morning.
Abolish ICE
Abolish the Republican Party
Take over the other party and reform it entirely
Good morning.
"It's all just so interesting, isn't it?" - middle class white person looking down at a freshly dead body.
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"It's all just so interesting, isn't it?" - middle class white person looking down at a freshly dead body.
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
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The me you've been ripping off is at least 7 personalities ago, have fun wearing my old skin
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The me you've been ripping off is at least 7 personalities ago, have fun wearing my old skin
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If you're not joking, then it's not a joke. if it's not a joke then it isn't funny.
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If you're not joking, then it's not a joke. if it's not a joke then it isn't funny.
Oh nooooo you didn't play my weird scripted social game properly and it made me uncomfortable so now I have to find and fabricate reasons to hate you.
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Oh nooooo you didn't play my weird scripted social game properly and it made me uncomfortable so now I have to find and fabricate reasons to hate you.
I keep asking my dog if he's mad at me but he has an avoidant attachment so he's not saying anything back
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I keep asking my dog if he's mad at me but he has an avoidant attachment so he's not saying anything back