Alexander DeGroot
@someyappingdork.bsky.social
I’m a self published author who loves dogs, TTRPGs, and video games. I struggle to shut up and I am not sorry about it. Find my book here: https://a.co/d/ffEkFfo
This art was drawn by my friend @missspookie.bsky.social !
This art, much like my novel, was made with zero generative-ai.
Consider checking out #Bloodwhip today, available on Amazon in both physical and digital. You can find it in my bio.
This art, much like my novel, was made with zero generative-ai.
Consider checking out #Bloodwhip today, available on Amazon in both physical and digital. You can find it in my bio.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This art was drawn by my friend @missspookie.bsky.social !
This art, much like my novel, was made with zero generative-ai.
Consider checking out #Bloodwhip today, available on Amazon in both physical and digital. You can find it in my bio.
This art, much like my novel, was made with zero generative-ai.
Consider checking out #Bloodwhip today, available on Amazon in both physical and digital. You can find it in my bio.
Very happy to see Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One) informing us that we can now have fun, on account of it being the weekend
September 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Very happy to see Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One) informing us that we can now have fun, on account of it being the weekend
I’m sorry what?
September 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m sorry what?
Damn this is a mood
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Damn this is a mood
Jerry the delusions in your head are not a 500 user forum. Please take your meds
August 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Jerry the delusions in your head are not a 500 user forum. Please take your meds
Jerry I am going to put you in the pizza oven
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Jerry I am going to put you in the pizza oven
Probably because it feels like getting heat blasted, Jerry
August 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Probably because it feels like getting heat blasted, Jerry
Doing that thing where a guy buys a girl a drink but instead she just gets a cookie. I am on the other end of the bar very clearly drinking a glass of milk.
August 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Doing that thing where a guy buys a girl a drink but instead she just gets a cookie. I am on the other end of the bar very clearly drinking a glass of milk.
“Never thought I’d enjoy a cold dessert with an elf”
“What about a coleslaw popsicle?”
“I’m going to kill you”
“What about a coleslaw popsicle?”
“I’m going to kill you”
August 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Never thought I’d enjoy a cold dessert with an elf”
“What about a coleslaw popsicle?”
“I’m going to kill you”
“What about a coleslaw popsicle?”
“I’m going to kill you”
a.co/d/ffEkFfo
I’m recommending my own novel: *Bloodwhip*!
It’s an original superhero story with elements of body horror and absolutely zero multiverses!
I’m recommending my own novel: *Bloodwhip*!
It’s an original superhero story with elements of body horror and absolutely zero multiverses!
Amazon.com
a.co
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
a.co/d/ffEkFfo
I’m recommending my own novel: *Bloodwhip*!
It’s an original superhero story with elements of body horror and absolutely zero multiverses!
I’m recommending my own novel: *Bloodwhip*!
It’s an original superhero story with elements of body horror and absolutely zero multiverses!
I need a zamboni the size of a roomba to release on a frozen lake in winter
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need a zamboni the size of a roomba to release on a frozen lake in winter
I have heard that here in the south he’s Bucuigi, currently investigating.
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I have heard that here in the south he’s Bucuigi, currently investigating.
Unretract it, coward
August 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Unretract it, coward
Dinner 3: The Dinnering
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dinner 3: The Dinnering
Thank you Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01, for informing us that it is now the weekend, allowing us to commence fun.
August 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thank you Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01, for informing us that it is now the weekend, allowing us to commence fun.
I accidentally burn my bacon a little bit. My smoke alarm house lets out a blaring siren so loud that it deafens everybody within a quarter mile.
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I accidentally burn my bacon a little bit. My smoke alarm house lets out a blaring siren so loud that it deafens everybody within a quarter mile.