Alexander DeGroot
@someyappingdork.bsky.social
I’m a self published author who loves dogs, TTRPGs, and video games. I struggle to shut up and I am not sorry about it. Find my book here: https://a.co/d/ffEkFfo
Michael Duke, known as “Bloodwhip”, is member of the DMP, a government organization that drafts people with powers into becoming a hybrid of law enforcement and celebrity, using the aesthetics of Superhero comics for propaganda. You can read his story in my novel *Bloodwhip*
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Michael Duke, known as “Bloodwhip”, is member of the DMP, a government organization that drafts people with powers into becoming a hybrid of law enforcement and celebrity, using the aesthetics of Superhero comics for propaganda. You can read his story in my novel *Bloodwhip*
My #selfpublished Superhero/Body Horror novel *Bloodwhip* has officially hit 30 lifetime sales! #Booksky
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My #selfpublished Superhero/Body Horror novel *Bloodwhip* has officially hit 30 lifetime sales! #Booksky
The advertising does not stop! Get Bloodwhip on Amazon today! No ai, all made by my authentic autistic human brain, guaranteed! #Booksky #Selfpublished #Superhero
#Booksky If you like superhero stories and body horror, but you’re sick of multiverses, consider checking out my novel #Bloodwhip! Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal crimefighting agency! Zero ai-generated content guaranteed! Available on Amazon! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
Bloodwhip
Amazon.com: Bloodwhip: 9798313577302: DeGroot, Alexander Joseph: Books
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September 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The advertising does not stop! Get Bloodwhip on Amazon today! No ai, all made by my authentic autistic human brain, guaranteed! #Booksky #Selfpublished #Superhero
#Booksky If you like superhero stories and body horror, but you’re sick of multiverses, consider checking out my novel #Bloodwhip! Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal crimefighting agency! Zero ai-generated content guaranteed! Available on Amazon! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
Bloodwhip
Amazon.com: Bloodwhip: 9798313577302: DeGroot, Alexander Joseph: Books
a.co
August 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
#Booksky If you like superhero stories and body horror, but you’re sick of multiverses, consider checking out my novel #Bloodwhip! Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal crimefighting agency! Zero ai-generated content guaranteed! Available on Amazon! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
#Booksky my novel #Bloodwhip has officially hit 25 lifetime sales!
#Booksky I will not stop advertising my Superhero novel #Bloodwhip! An original superhero story with body horror, a sadistic serial killer, and a bit of romance. Guaranteed to contain 0 multiverses! Available on Amazon, in physical and digital formats! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
August 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#Booksky my novel #Bloodwhip has officially hit 25 lifetime sales!
What the fuck is Dubai chocolate? Does it somehow have even more slave labor?
August 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What the fuck is Dubai chocolate? Does it somehow have even more slave labor?
#Booksky I will not stop advertising my Superhero novel #Bloodwhip! An original superhero story with body horror, a sadistic serial killer, and a bit of romance. Guaranteed to contain 0 multiverses! Available on Amazon, in physical and digital formats! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I wish any of the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social were able to come to #DragonCon.
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I wish any of the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social were able to come to #DragonCon.
#Booksky I will not stop advertising my Superhero novel #Bloodwhip! An original superhero story with body horror, a sadistic serial killer, and a bit of romance. Guaranteed to contain 0 multiverses! Available on Amazon, in physical and digital formats! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
July 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
#Booksky I will not stop advertising my Superhero novel #Bloodwhip! An original superhero story with body horror, a sadistic serial killer, and a bit of romance. Guaranteed to contain 0 multiverses! Available on Amazon, in physical and digital formats! a.co/d/ffEkFfo
I buy a lottery ticket, knowing full well that I won’t win anything.
I don’t win anything
Part of me gets annoyed
I’m just here like “come on man we know that’s how it’s gonna go”
I don’t win anything
Part of me gets annoyed
I’m just here like “come on man we know that’s how it’s gonna go”
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I buy a lottery ticket, knowing full well that I won’t win anything.
I don’t win anything
Part of me gets annoyed
I’m just here like “come on man we know that’s how it’s gonna go”
I don’t win anything
Part of me gets annoyed
I’m just here like “come on man we know that’s how it’s gonna go”
Reposted by Alexander DeGroot
[patrick star voice]
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
[patrick star voice]
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
I am once again advertising my novel #Bloodwhip! Do you like #Superheroes? Do you like #Bodyhorror?
Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man forcibly drafted into a government superhero agency, where he must battle a superpowered serial killer and growing romantic feelings for a fellow Hero!
Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man forcibly drafted into a government superhero agency, where he must battle a superpowered serial killer and growing romantic feelings for a fellow Hero!
July 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am once again advertising my novel #Bloodwhip! Do you like #Superheroes? Do you like #Bodyhorror?
Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man forcibly drafted into a government superhero agency, where he must battle a superpowered serial killer and growing romantic feelings for a fellow Hero!
Follow the story of Michael Duke, a young man forcibly drafted into a government superhero agency, where he must battle a superpowered serial killer and growing romantic feelings for a fellow Hero!
#Booksky I’m far from done telling people to check out my novel
Do you like Superheroes? Body horror? Autistic protagonists? Consider my Novel: Bloodwhip. Follow Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal superhero program, as he struggles with powerful serial killer, political strife, and romantic feelings for a fellow hero! a.co/d/ffEkFfo #Booksky
July 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#Booksky I’m far from done telling people to check out my novel
#Booksky When I was writing my novel I thought the worst part would be having to revise my work. It turns out that the worst part is having to market my book. It feels like I go anywhere intended for authors to tell people about their work and it's nothing but "literary agents" wanting to scam you.
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
#Booksky When I was writing my novel I thought the worst part would be having to revise my work. It turns out that the worst part is having to market my book. It feels like I go anywhere intended for authors to tell people about their work and it's nothing but "literary agents" wanting to scam you.
I learned to make bread as part of a bit with a coworker, now I think I have a new hobby
June 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I learned to make bread as part of a bit with a coworker, now I think I have a new hobby
I just finished #Undertale for the first time. I did a full True Pacifist playthrough, and honestly it was Peak. I see why everybody was so obsessed with this. I’ll probably pick up Deltarune at some point.
I will not be doing a Genocide run. I’ve already won.
I will not be doing a Genocide run. I’ve already won.
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I just finished #Undertale for the first time. I did a full True Pacifist playthrough, and honestly it was Peak. I see why everybody was so obsessed with this. I’ll probably pick up Deltarune at some point.
I will not be doing a Genocide run. I’ve already won.
I will not be doing a Genocide run. I’ve already won.
Do you like Superheroes? Body horror? Autistic protagonists? Consider my Novel: Bloodwhip. Follow Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal superhero program, as he struggles with powerful serial killer, political strife, and romantic feelings for a fellow hero! a.co/d/ffEkFfo #Booksky
June 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do you like Superheroes? Body horror? Autistic protagonists? Consider my Novel: Bloodwhip. Follow Michael Duke, a young man drafted into a federal superhero program, as he struggles with powerful serial killer, political strife, and romantic feelings for a fellow hero! a.co/d/ffEkFfo #Booksky
Ok I know everybody always told me #Undertale is good, but nobody ever told me it was so damn funny.
June 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ok I know everybody always told me #Undertale is good, but nobody ever told me it was so damn funny.
It’s amazing the headphones have existed in some form since the last 1800s, yet the guy next to me at the plasma donation clinic seems to have never heard of them.
June 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s amazing the headphones have existed in some form since the last 1800s, yet the guy next to me at the plasma donation clinic seems to have never heard of them.
I used to think that #pokemon competitive was just “ok these are the pokemon with the best stats, try to build a team that counters as many types as you can” but then I find out that it involves breeding pokemon for higher stats and better traits. The dogfight comparisons make more sense now.
June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I used to think that #pokemon competitive was just “ok these are the pokemon with the best stats, try to build a team that counters as many types as you can” but then I find out that it involves breeding pokemon for higher stats and better traits. The dogfight comparisons make more sense now.
ITS HAPPENING
June 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ITS HAPPENING
So happy to announce that my Superhero/Body Horror novel *Bloodwhip* has officially hit 10 sales as of today! I couldn't be happier, considering it's my first novel! #Booktok a.co/d/ffEkFfo
June 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
So happy to announce that my Superhero/Body Horror novel *Bloodwhip* has officially hit 10 sales as of today! I couldn't be happier, considering it's my first novel! #Booktok a.co/d/ffEkFfo
It’s insane to me that Indeed lets companies post job listings and just not require them to give a pay range.
“Would you like to work for us?”
“How much do you pay?”
“Secret”
And the secret is that it’s not enough
“Would you like to work for us?”
“How much do you pay?”
“Secret”
And the secret is that it’s not enough
June 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It’s insane to me that Indeed lets companies post job listings and just not require them to give a pay range.
“Would you like to work for us?”
“How much do you pay?”
“Secret”
And the secret is that it’s not enough
“Would you like to work for us?”
“How much do you pay?”
“Secret”
And the secret is that it’s not enough
So much of living on my own is telling myself that I have food at home
June 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So much of living on my own is telling myself that I have food at home