The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”

* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…

i miss original sci fi

do you know PLUR, child?

assigned unc status

i am begging you to please be multifaceted

if my book club doesn’t appreciate my dick doodles i don’t want to be part of it

get fucking doge’d i guess

lost my teaching job due to federal funding cuts, time to be a twitch streamer

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

happy annual rewatch of rent everyone

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

the pain of ending a long term dnd campaign

always such a blessing to be chosen as a beta reader

firm believer that one cannot fully appreciate the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya without having also watched twin peaks

i am once again reminded that my disney+ account is in japanese and i am unable to change it

FUCK IT