Who among us hasn’t dreamt of slowly descending down a stone spiral staircase with a torch in hand and discovering a hidden candlelit library filled with thousands of centuries-old novels and being welcomed by a cantankerous yet endearing library ghost?

Idea: lady marmalade with Chappell, Miley, Sabrina, and Meg the Stallion. I fear this would fix me.

Is there a class action lawsuit against people to set approximately 150 alarms to not wake up 90 minutes after they start? I may be entitled to financial compensation

#heathensky
#witchsky
#pagansky

I am a proprietor of shit art and shallow poetry, someone has to be the honeydew. (Ninety-nine percent of this lives on instagram)

evil chappell roan:

it's slime... it's ghoul...

Sesame street is a good show, but we need to bring back school house rock.

As an adult, School House Rock is the sole reason I remember my multiplication tables not even joking

I seriously think my humor peaked when I ask my husband ten times a day if he’s “scaping those runes”

Idk man. I just work here.