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T.Cooley
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Bigger Plate. Double Kung Pao Chicken and Mushroom Chicken. Fried Rice. Extra Soy Sauce.
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Who among us hasn’t dreamt of slowly descending down a stone spiral staircase with a torch in hand and discovering a hidden candlelit library filled with thousands of centuries-old novels and being welcomed by a cantankerous yet endearing library ghost?
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Idea: lady marmalade with Chappell, Miley, Sabrina, and Meg the Stallion. I fear this would fix me.
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Is there a class action lawsuit against people to set approximately 150 alarms to not wake up 90 minutes after they start? I may be entitled to financial compensation
November 25, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I am a proprietor of shit art and shallow poetry, someone has to be the honeydew. (Ninety-nine percent of this lives on instagram)
November 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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evil chappell roan:

it's slime... it's ghoul...
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Sesame street is a good show, but we need to bring back school house rock.

As an adult, School House Rock is the sole reason I remember my multiplication tables not even joking
November 24, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I seriously think my humor peaked when I ask my husband ten times a day if he’s “scaping those runes”
November 24, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Idk man. I just work here.
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM