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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 1d

your average ICE dipshit couldn't run a hundred feet let alone catch a marathon runner

WTTW - Chicago PBS @wttw.bsky.social · 1d

With Chicago in the crosshairs of an Immigration and Customs Enforcement blitz, and National Guard troops now on the ground in the area, rumors are swirling around potential ICE raids on Chicago Marathon participants and spectators.

https://to.wttw.com/3IUSkhW

With Rumors Swirling Around Possible ICE Activity at Chicago Marathon, Johnson Says ‘We’re Encouraging Everyone to Get Out to Celebrate’

The Chicago Park District has shot down a social media rumor that it had received any information about ICE agents targeting Sunday’s upcoming Chicago Marathon for enforcement activities.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

I'm about to be mad online Mr. Morris

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

Mistakes to the 2 guys on that flea ass roster that can actually hit it out.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. Belvedere is buried under home plate.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

Pull. Pills works too.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

Luckiest fucking team I've seen in my 47 years on earth. Bob Uecker must have some pills up there.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

He crushed that. Now let's see if the Cubs can pitch

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 2d

Bump

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 22d

Haha. Fuck you Blake Treinen, chud.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 6d

I haven't seen a butt face like that since Kevin Butler stuffed his in a bears helmet

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 6d

Making up for his home plate tag call

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 6d

It should have been the same as the home plate call. Side note: How do you have more camera angles at second base, than at home?

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 6d

Bullshit

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 10d

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 14d

Well I hope he hits like the 2015 original westboro baptist church in the playoffs.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 17d

My Hometown. I haven't been back in about 6 years. How's the new Ridgewood? Is the Stoneypoint any good?

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 21d

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 22d

Haha. Fuck you Blake Treinen, chud.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · 28d

All these pundits saying "We've never seen this level of political violence" GTFO of here. Apparently history died. Fucking idiots.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Sep 6

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · Sep 3

Honorable Mention to José Valentin.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · Sep 3

It was so meticulously groundskeeper, it looked like it was painted on.

sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · Sep 3

This is Fernando Viña erasure.

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · Aug 27

😂😂 Bold move from a prequel hater. Nice to reconnect with you D

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sonnyirwin.bsky.social @sonnyirwin.bsky.social · Aug 27

2005 D-Lee would like a word, but you're not wrong for this era of Cubs

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