I lived around the corner from Harrods for a year, and learned to be very grateful I wasn’t rich, because apparently being rich meant having to wear hideous jewellery and clothes.

My kids brought them home from school once or twice. After the second time, I banned them from the house for being as nasty as roald Dahl without the wit.
They read to me like they were written by the class bully.

Stylish. That’s what they look like to me. Coordinated! I could only dream.

no one asked but just so everyone who follows me knows, real psychrolutes (blobfish) look like this normally

One of my favourite moments in 12 years living in the middle of a large Haredi neighbourhood was the Purim when I saw a stately paterfamilias in gaberdine, shtreimel and silk stockings walking along v seriously, until suddenly he skipped for joy.

Those teeny tiny fingers. And the fluffy hair around perfect ears!

Aww! How gorgeous she is!

I see a lot of US people with disabilities on here in fear at the increasingly vocal eugenicist discourse.

Well done! How incredibly rude of that man.

I think you should start a union with my husband, who grinds his teeth and mutters loudly about this issue. I stand far back enough not to hear him, or have to retrieve the luggage.