Nick from your hometown
@soquiet.bsky.social
"There's old Nick! I haven't seen him in a minute! Oh God, what happened to him?"
This is how you survive in the AI-pocolypse: make everything so aggressively wacky and non-functional that only a human could concieve of it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is how you survive in the AI-pocolypse: make everything so aggressively wacky and non-functional that only a human could concieve of it.
I mean I dont WANT to be sad. Just saying it would be nice to feel JUST grief.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I mean I dont WANT to be sad. Just saying it would be nice to feel JUST grief.
Dammit! Can I not mourn a single dead white dude without finding out they were a hate-filled bigot? Someone murder Tenet so I can at least JUST be sad.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dammit! Can I not mourn a single dead white dude without finding out they were a hate-filled bigot? Someone murder Tenet so I can at least JUST be sad.
Someone told her that true bravery was to do the opposite of any criticism she would ever recieve.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Someone told her that true bravery was to do the opposite of any criticism she would ever recieve.
The quintessence of failing upward. She assumes her unlikability is because she is speaking difficult truths, rather than being a fucking idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The quintessence of failing upward. She assumes her unlikability is because she is speaking difficult truths, rather than being a fucking idiot.
I like the idea that a spoof of a genre must, first and foremost, be an excellent story in that genre. A truism I'll pass down.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I like the idea that a spoof of a genre must, first and foremost, be an excellent story in that genre. A truism I'll pass down.
... true. But it would be funny if he tried.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
... true. But it would be funny if he tried.
Except taxes. And child support. And some fucking loyalty to the city that made him famous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Except taxes. And child support. And some fucking loyalty to the city that made him famous.
Ha! Chris Tucker is famously all over that list. That's probably why Trump is all about it. They probably chatted about it while splitting a 14 year old.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ha! Chris Tucker is famously all over that list. That's probably why Trump is all about it. They probably chatted about it while splitting a 14 year old.
Eh, runforsomething.net. I'll do it if you do. I'm not young, but I lack wisdom.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Eh, runforsomething.net. I'll do it if you do. I'm not young, but I lack wisdom.
Fuckin' genius.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fuckin' genius.
He should run for office!
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He should run for office!
He's on "Discovery", the Star Trek? Huh. Cool. Good for him. I bet he makes a crazy good alien.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He's on "Discovery", the Star Trek? Huh. Cool. Good for him. I bet he makes a crazy good alien.
Friend, I'm gonna straight. That is a pic of Doug Jones, the actor. You brought a "serious" to a "shit-post". I understand your sincerity, and agree with you, probably. But, good news, now you can go watch "Pan's Labyrinth", "Hell Boy", and Doug Jones's amazing stint on "What We Do in the Shadows".
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Friend, I'm gonna straight. That is a pic of Doug Jones, the actor. You brought a "serious" to a "shit-post". I understand your sincerity, and agree with you, probably. But, good news, now you can go watch "Pan's Labyrinth", "Hell Boy", and Doug Jones's amazing stint on "What We Do in the Shadows".
No, because he plays silly monsters with weird bendy bodies. I am unaware of his position on most things politically.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No, because he plays silly monsters with weird bendy bodies. I am unaware of his position on most things politically.
Yay! I love that guy!
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Yay! I love that guy!
Alright, I'm game. I'll take a huff.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Alright, I'm game. I'll take a huff.
Holy fuck! That guy's smile is scary. Real "wide end of a hard shit" kinda grimace.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Holy fuck! That guy's smile is scary. Real "wide end of a hard shit" kinda grimace.
Most Richard Scarry's Busy Town stories are pretty urbanist. In that we live in a community full of people, and they are all idiots.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Most Richard Scarry's Busy Town stories are pretty urbanist. In that we live in a community full of people, and they are all idiots.
Soooo... can I get a remake on that NES game?
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Soooo... can I get a remake on that NES game?