Nick from your hometown
@soquiet.bsky.social
"There's old Nick! I haven't seen him in a minute! Oh God, what happened to him?"
My four year old wanted us to know she needed some alone time. When she felt better, she crossed out the sad face and drew a happy face.
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
My four year old wanted us to know she needed some alone time. When she felt better, she crossed out the sad face and drew a happy face.
Taking the Eucharist on this most holy of days.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Taking the Eucharist on this most holy of days.
Visiting Chicago. I love this place. Everyone takes you completely at face value, real mano a mano. Idiots. Didn't even see my bullshit coming. Real chumps. Good luck getting those 10 minutes back.
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Visiting Chicago. I love this place. Everyone takes you completely at face value, real mano a mano. Idiots. Didn't even see my bullshit coming. Real chumps. Good luck getting those 10 minutes back.
Whoo doggy. My AI ghost is gonna be up-set-ting. Family is going to bust me out for Thanksgiving one time then conveniently forget the location of my grave.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Whoo doggy. My AI ghost is gonna be up-set-ting. Family is going to bust me out for Thanksgiving one time then conveniently forget the location of my grave.
When you're a child, everyone else owns your time. When you're an adult, everyone else still owns your time, but you're supposed to like it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When you're a child, everyone else owns your time. When you're an adult, everyone else still owns your time, but you're supposed to like it.
Bluesky wrapped but it's just Bluesky autocorrecting ITS OWN FUCKING NAME to Bluesy.
Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you posted "Jerry no"
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bluesky wrapped but it's just Bluesky autocorrecting ITS OWN FUCKING NAME to Bluesy.
I wish it was in person so there was at least a possibility of disaster.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wish it was in person so there was at least a possibility of disaster.
I cede the floor to the charismatic Alab Dershowitz.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I cede the floor to the charismatic Alab Dershowitz.
The fuck does that mean?! You shout your shit on the most public of forums, then get huffy when people call you on your shit. Go back to Facebook or buy a diary.
"Don't post if you don't want random strangers to reply" remains one of the most most hilariously illogical things I have seen people say on social media.
Allow me to list several other examples of "Do not allow me to perceive a thing if I cannot personally interact with it" logic at play:
Allow me to list several other examples of "Do not allow me to perceive a thing if I cannot personally interact with it" logic at play:
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The fuck does that mean?! You shout your shit on the most public of forums, then get huffy when people call you on your shit. Go back to Facebook or buy a diary.
Heading to the kitchen. Want me to grab you anything?
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Heading to the kitchen. Want me to grab you anything?
Kids' music these days? Not loud enough, fast enough, angry enough! When I was young, whew doggie! Music fast enough, loud enough, they could feel it in Rotterdam.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kids' music these days? Not loud enough, fast enough, angry enough! When I was young, whew doggie! Music fast enough, loud enough, they could feel it in Rotterdam.
I can't wait to be gobsmacked by how little the Dems will be able to capitalize on this momentum. Twice (more?) I've seen them control all branches of government and STILL shit their britches and blame black folks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't wait to be gobsmacked by how little the Dems will be able to capitalize on this momentum. Twice (more?) I've seen them control all branches of government and STILL shit their britches and blame black folks.
In the playoffs of any sport, the winning team should pick two players from the losing team to play with them for as long as their still in. It would keep more audiences involved. And the final series? Two epic katamaris of the worlds best player colliding in an epic display of semi-regulated chaos.
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In the playoffs of any sport, the winning team should pick two players from the losing team to play with them for as long as their still in. It would keep more audiences involved. And the final series? Two epic katamaris of the worlds best player colliding in an epic display of semi-regulated chaos.
I don't think I was ready for the non-trivial amount of time and money I would spend on lice as a parent.
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I don't think I was ready for the non-trivial amount of time and money I would spend on lice as a parent.
Little know fact: "Panic at the Disco" was one of his. Financial Panics? That's all us, unfortunately.
I miss Satan. He had the best panics.
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Little know fact: "Panic at the Disco" was one of his. Financial Panics? That's all us, unfortunately.
Going to a Dua Lipa show, like a real man.
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Going to a Dua Lipa show, like a real man.
Out here playing records for the glory of God, and my homies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Out here playing records for the glory of God, and my homies.
Convo overheard: "Catholics know hell is real, and hope for a heaven. Protestants know heaven is real, and suspect a hell."
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Convo overheard: "Catholics know hell is real, and hope for a heaven. Protestants know heaven is real, and suspect a hell."
Dude, I'm bad at posting. Fuckin posting responses on the wrong person's shit. I mean jokes is jokes, but damn. I need a sandwich, to regulate.
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dude, I'm bad at posting. Fuckin posting responses on the wrong person's shit. I mean jokes is jokes, but damn. I need a sandwich, to regulate.
Ok, you got me. I've been drinkin'.
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ok, you got me. I've been drinkin'.
Few people who own a Jeep look like they own a Jeep. Everyone who owns a minivan looks like they own a minivan.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Few people who own a Jeep look like they own a Jeep. Everyone who owns a minivan looks like they own a minivan.
Buddy asked me to go to a show. Let's meet at 8, he said. Ok, 9 is pretty late for me for a show. We get a drink. Doors are at 10. Too fucking late. Headliner at 11:30. Gonna Venmo him the ticket and Irish Exit. Never felt so fucking old.
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Buddy asked me to go to a show. Let's meet at 8, he said. Ok, 9 is pretty late for me for a show. We get a drink. Doors are at 10. Too fucking late. Headliner at 11:30. Gonna Venmo him the ticket and Irish Exit. Never felt so fucking old.
"The Epstein Files will get him" is the new "Just wait for the Meuller Report!". Futile and dependant on a system that's already suborned. Sorry bud, YOU gotta just make a sign, get out there, and catch some tear gas. Wait till midterms and the tear gas will be bullets.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"The Epstein Files will get him" is the new "Just wait for the Meuller Report!". Futile and dependant on a system that's already suborned. Sorry bud, YOU gotta just make a sign, get out there, and catch some tear gas. Wait till midterms and the tear gas will be bullets.