As a learning experience, yes.

Lovely lyric, matching meter

Much admired and desired

Wash in warm water, do not put in the dryer

I heard the Samantha Carpenter song just today, and inspiration struck.

That’s what underwear is for

Them’s some strict rules!

A handshake for a proper introduction.

Incoming bad pun:
I’d become a muff diver for those.

Go Team Beard!

No grower time?

Stick my pot, big boy, stick it hard. Me so like that sensation.

I wonder how much porn has changed our thinking about male beauty. No shade to them but porn actors are just that, actors. There’s lots of action and sweat (no complaint) but it’s still not “real.” JB is gorgeous but he’s an actor and curated. People is aimed at the masses, and we love illusion.

I decided to show what I *really* look like, a benign old fart.

Veiny, vidi, vici

That’s talent!

Think of the feeling it’d give a daddy to reach in and squeeze and make you his boy.

Are you making Canada the butt of a joke?

Ve haff vays uff makink you remember!