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Sortadandy
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So, if the United States attacks Denmark, the United States is obligated to defend Denmark from the United States. We’ll have to nuke us.
The Prime Minister of Denmark Mette Frederiksen to the United States:

“The Kingdom of Denmark, and thus Greenland, is a member of NATO and is therefore covered by the Alliance’s collective security guarantee.” I “strongly urge the United States to cease its threats.”
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers. -Charles Peguy, poet and essayist (7 Jan 1873-1914)
(Release the Epstein files, unredacted, now! Something in them is damning for Donald Trump! Thank you for yr attention to this matter -Ed.)
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Butt Drugs Commercial!!
YouTube video by Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole
m.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
DO NOT DRY CLEAN
the kilt maker said.
So maybe vodka and a soft brush will work. 🤞🏻
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A link to the ‘delayed’ “Sixty Minutes” report

www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time. -Jean-Michel Basquiat, artist (22 Dec 1960-1988)
(What an alarm you can make to wake -Ed.)
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
On this date in 1986, Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped police officer Paul Kramer. (Halloween, early aughts?)
Paul Kramer and Zsa Zsa Gabor later reenacted the slap in court.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You must protest / It is your diamond duty / Ah but in such an ugly time / The true protest is beauty. -Phil Ochs, folksinger (19 Dec 1940-1976)
(I nominate the BMW E46 generation [3-series] as an example of that beauty which makes me a protestor by association -Ed.)
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Early 1980s, trying to look dapper. How’d I do?
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So *that’s* why I’m so proficient at household repairs.

www.newsweek.com/psychology-s...
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power. -Chelsea Manning, activist and whistleblower (b. 17 Dec 1987)
(Machiavellian is a personality trait marked by cynicism, lack of empathy, and strategic exploitation of others for personal gain -Ed.)
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Three of the hottest hotties in gay 🌽 “The Other Side of Aspen”, clockwise from left: Al Parker, Casey Donovan, Dick Fisk
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
-Wayne LaPierre, NRA
The good guy at Bondi Beach didn’t have a gun but he stopped the bad guy.
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He who allows oppression, shares the crime. -Erasmus Darwin, physician, scientist, reformer, and poet; grandfather of Charles Darwin (12 Dec 1731-1802)
(Which is why the ANTIFA movement, not an “organization”, and not the immediate violent domestic terrorist threat per FBI, wants citizen action -Ed)
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Tell all the Truth but tell it slant-- / ... The Truth must dazzle gradually / Or every man be blind. -Emily Dickinson, poet (10 Dec 1830-1886)
(Sounds too much like Fake News; don't be MAGA, Emily -Ed.)
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Waymo standoff in San Francisco, blocking a dead-end street
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
From celticjumper on IG. He’s also here but this isn’t. @celticjumper.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Double tap
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
From “Frazz” by Jef Mallett, Dec. 7.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Things must be tough in Chattanooga, Tennessee if one is forced to steal a driveway. I can’t wait to see the Craigslist ad.
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
1993 Ferrari 456 GT Venice. Prince Jefri Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei’s brother, commissioned Pininfarina to design and build 7 of this station wagon, modified from the 456GT coupe. The cost is estimated to be USD$1.5 million each. Reportedly they are not in use and may have 0 miles/km on them.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Remember why you moved south?
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Granddad joke
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Sortadandy
2025 in a nutshell
a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
ALT: a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM