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Everyone started dancing to a song they couldn’t stand
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My husband asked me, a person from Wisconsin, a question about cream cheese and I answered confidently because “I did a report on it in 4th grade. Everyone got assigned a cheese” and he’s still laughing about it
The fuck is this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The fuck is this 😂
Me on a board meeting in the middle of the Sphere announcement
a woman in a pink shirt is holding a cell phone and saying i can do all of this
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is holding a cell phone and saying i can do all of this
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me on a board meeting in the middle of the Sphere announcement
Lightning in a fucking bottle, The Last Waltz always has been and always will be a masterpiece
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lightning in a fucking bottle, The Last Waltz always has been and always will be a masterpiece
Me, a millennial: holy shit it’s slim shady
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me, a millennial: holy shit it’s slim shady
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Thanksgiving Eve and my millennial heart yearns for drinking to oblivion, as is tradition (I’m drinking sauvy b and cleaning the house)
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thanksgiving Eve and my millennial heart yearns for drinking to oblivion, as is tradition (I’m drinking sauvy b and cleaning the house)
How it has felt every day of 2025. What do you mean Keith Urban covered Pink Pony Club at Mar a Lago. This mad libs ass timeline in exhausting.
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How it has felt every day of 2025. What do you mean Keith Urban covered Pink Pony Club at Mar a Lago. This mad libs ass timeline in exhausting.
Yeah so the Road House remake is on next and I don’t think I can do this
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yeah so the Road House remake is on next and I don’t think I can do this
It’s a horrible time to be informed. Unless you want to know Roadhouse is on IFC right now.
a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera and smiling .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s a horrible time to be informed. Unless you want to know Roadhouse is on IFC right now.
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wuthering heights adaptation with a soundtrack by charli xcx is a bonkers idea
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
wuthering heights adaptation with a soundtrack by charli xcx is a bonkers idea
I just watched the Wuthering Heights trailer and seeing it marketed as the greatest love story ever told makes me wonder if anyone involved can read
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just watched the Wuthering Heights trailer and seeing it marketed as the greatest love story ever told makes me wonder if anyone involved can read
I enjoyed the brief minutes I had my jaw unclenched for the first time in two weeks until I read this headline
President Trump’s administration asked a federal appeals court Friday to block a judge’s order that it distribute November’s full monthly SNAP benefits amid a U.S. government shutdown, even as at least some states said they were moving quickly to get the money to people. https://to.pbs.org/3LtvAqj
Trump admin tries to stop SNAP food aid payments amid court order
U.S. District Judge John J. McConnell Jr. had given Trump’s administration until Friday to make the payments through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. But Trump’s administration asked the...
www.pbs.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I enjoyed the brief minutes I had my jaw unclenched for the first time in two weeks until I read this headline
The trajectory of me going from number one r*an a*ams fan to number one hater has been a wild ride
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The trajectory of me going from number one r*an a*ams fan to number one hater has been a wild ride
“I hope this email finds you well”
Me: working at a food pantry in November 2025
Me: working at a food pantry in November 2025
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“I hope this email finds you well”
Me: working at a food pantry in November 2025
Me: working at a food pantry in November 2025
I just want to disassociate while looking out my window sir, I am begging you to take this down the horrors are already overwhelming
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I just want to disassociate while looking out my window sir, I am begging you to take this down the horrors are already overwhelming
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“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made"
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made"
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
- F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Meanwhile, I went into the food pantry I work for this morning and the line was already long an hour before opening. In the line were seniors, a mom dealing with a fussy baby in the backseat, and people looking worried.
The center cannot hold and I hope a reckoning is coming.
The center cannot hold and I hope a reckoning is coming.
Trump hosted a glittering ‘Great Gatsby’-themed Halloween party at Mar-a-Lago — just hours before millions of people were set to lose SNAP benefits
Trump Hosts Glittering 'Great Gatsby' Bash As Millions Lose SNAP Benefits
The president hosted his glittering, Roaring '20s-themed event at Mar-a-Lago hours before federal food benefits were set to go on pause.
www.huffpost.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Meanwhile, I went into the food pantry I work for this morning and the line was already long an hour before opening. In the line were seniors, a mom dealing with a fussy baby in the backseat, and people looking worried.
The center cannot hold and I hope a reckoning is coming.
The center cannot hold and I hope a reckoning is coming.
Please check in on your friends working in social services right now - we are not ok. Actually, just check in with everyone they may be losing a lifeline.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Please check in on your friends working in social services right now - we are not ok. Actually, just check in with everyone they may be losing a lifeline.
It took so much self restraint for me to not dress up as Harris Wittels or start saying “ham and mayonnaise” at a city council meeting tonight
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It took so much self restraint for me to not dress up as Harris Wittels or start saying “ham and mayonnaise” at a city council meeting tonight
I’ve had some tough days in my career but being one of 5 staff (and only part time) for a food pantry when the govt said today they are taking away food benefits for 40 million people might be the hardest of them all.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ve had some tough days in my career but being one of 5 staff (and only part time) for a food pantry when the govt said today they are taking away food benefits for 40 million people might be the hardest of them all.
I can guarantee you know someone who relies on food benefits, you know someone coming into food banks and pantries to feed their children, themselves, their elderly parents, and so on. When they hear you perpetuate false narratives - they know you think less of them because they are hungry.
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I can guarantee you know someone who relies on food benefits, you know someone coming into food banks and pantries to feed their children, themselves, their elderly parents, and so on. When they hear you perpetuate false narratives - they know you think less of them because they are hungry.
“I really needed this” says Packers fan (me)
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“I really needed this” says Packers fan (me)
Packers need to fire their kicker like a jam band drummer and find themselves a Joe Russo
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Packers need to fire their kicker like a jam band drummer and find themselves a Joe Russo
The Steelers making Aaron Rodgers wear this fucking jersey against the Packers is absolutely sending me. Thank you for this laugh amid the collapse of America and drug band drama.
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Steelers making Aaron Rodgers wear this fucking jersey against the Packers is absolutely sending me. Thank you for this laugh amid the collapse of America and drug band drama.
I made the mistake of reading FB comments on an article about people losing SNAP and my heart can’t handle it. I work for a non-profit food pantry and I want to make it crystal clear: the people on these benefits are mostly working families and seniors.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I made the mistake of reading FB comments on an article about people losing SNAP and my heart can’t handle it. I work for a non-profit food pantry and I want to make it crystal clear: the people on these benefits are mostly working families and seniors.
The Tortured Protest Department
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Tortured Protest Department