Damien
@soulsike.bsky.social
Writer, corporate cog. I want the Jetsons car and food pellets future I was promised, growing up
DC and PR statehood now.
Resist. Survive. Thrive.
DC and PR statehood now.
Resist. Survive. Thrive.
All this time, DJT calling Obama "Hussein" as an insult, only for DJT to turn into 2026's Saddam to Greenland's Kuwait
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
All this time, DJT calling Obama "Hussein" as an insult, only for DJT to turn into 2026's Saddam to Greenland's Kuwait
Produce ONE piece of evidence for a "professional agitator"... ONE deposit slip for a "Soros check". We should ask this question every day til they stop this bullshit
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Produce ONE piece of evidence for a "professional agitator"... ONE deposit slip for a "Soros check". We should ask this question every day til they stop this bullshit
Would someone please make "EVERYBODY CHRISTMAS STEVE" into the new Cha-Cha Slide, please and thank you.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a wooden floor
Alt: orange dickhead dancing via AI slop
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Would someone please make "EVERYBODY CHRISTMAS STEVE" into the new Cha-Cha Slide, please and thank you.
@latenightseth.bsky.social should bring Spinal Tap back for a special performance/new song dedicated to Trump's vileness, put the song up for charity
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@latenightseth.bsky.social should bring Spinal Tap back for a special performance/new song dedicated to Trump's vileness, put the song up for charity
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Instead of Monica's dress, maybe there's a stained red hat somewhere...
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Instead of Monica's dress, maybe there's a stained red hat somewhere...
One Big Beautiful Bill has a different meaning after today...
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One Big Beautiful Bill has a different meaning after today...
And she still has a job after this???
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
And she still has a job after this???
When your Bob Marley record has a scratch in it...
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When your Bob Marley record has a scratch in it...
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Lots of you have been asking for the syllabus for the lecture course -- "America at 250" -- that I'm teaching with David Blight and Beverly Gage.
Here you go:
president.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
Here you go:
president.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
president.yale.edu
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Lots of you have been asking for the syllabus for the lecture course -- "America at 250" -- that I'm teaching with David Blight and Beverly Gage.
Here you go:
president.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
Here you go:
president.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
Am I too late to get in an Autis-dick/ Aw-this-dick joke?
October 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Am I too late to get in an Autis-dick/ Aw-this-dick joke?
After this Taylor song about Travis's hog, the Chiefs locker room is gonna be the funniest place on Earth this weekend.
October 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
After this Taylor song about Travis's hog, the Chiefs locker room is gonna be the funniest place on Earth this weekend.
Congress is really interviewing a former crackhead who is now head of HHS about the rights and wrongs of confirmed science. If y'all get all the way off this Earth..
September 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Congress is really interviewing a former crackhead who is now head of HHS about the rights and wrongs of confirmed science. If y'all get all the way off this Earth..
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Dope guest Comedians. Dope guest moderators
Part comedy show, part moderated convo, part Q&A.
everyone leaves with a signed book.
Presale Now. Nationwide Friday 10a ET.
Presale code: FATHER
Will be adding more cities.
TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr
Part comedy show, part moderated convo, part Q&A.
everyone leaves with a signed book.
Presale Now. Nationwide Friday 10a ET.
Presale code: FATHER
Will be adding more cities.
TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dope guest Comedians. Dope guest moderators
Part comedy show, part moderated convo, part Q&A.
everyone leaves with a signed book.
Presale Now. Nationwide Friday 10a ET.
Presale code: FATHER
Will be adding more cities.
TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr
Part comedy show, part moderated convo, part Q&A.
everyone leaves with a signed book.
Presale Now. Nationwide Friday 10a ET.
Presale code: FATHER
Will be adding more cities.
TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr
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Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK
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PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
twocrowcollective.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK
twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
Oh shit. I just realized Taylor 'nem announced her engagement on Pumpkin Spice Latte day at Starbucks, too... Layers.
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh shit. I just realized Taylor 'nem announced her engagement on Pumpkin Spice Latte day at Starbucks, too... Layers.
And all the conservative "states rights" people are not just silent, but egging this all on.
August 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
And all the conservative "states rights" people are not just silent, but egging this all on.
Time for another episode of "what if Obama or Biden": running around on the roof of the White House edition...
August 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Time for another episode of "what if Obama or Biden": running around on the roof of the White House edition...
Real talk, Jack Smith needs to go to a non-extradition country til this administration is gone.
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Real talk, Jack Smith needs to go to a non-extradition country til this administration is gone.
So Trump just confessed to hiring an underage girl for his spa???
July 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So Trump just confessed to hiring an underage girl for his spa???
@stephencolbert.bsky.social should do the next 10 months as his Report character, giving them the "conservative" viewpoint they want so desperately
July 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social should do the next 10 months as his Report character, giving them the "conservative" viewpoint they want so desperately
This Clipse album loses a whole mic for buddy pronouncing "biopic" like that...
July 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This Clipse album loses a whole mic for buddy pronouncing "biopic" like that...