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I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
Advice: The hardest things to say are usually the most important.
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Advice: The hardest things to say are usually the most important.
Advice: Don't promise what you can't deliver.
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Advice: Don't promise what you can't deliver.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
Advice: It's always the quiet ones.
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Advice: It's always the quiet ones.
Advice: If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Advice: If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Advice: Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Advice: Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own.
Advice: Do a bit more for your friends.
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Advice: Do a bit more for your friends.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Advice: Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park.
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Advice: Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park.
Advice: Cars are bad investments.
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Advice: Cars are bad investments.
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
Advice: Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Advice: Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Advice: Don't waste food.
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Advice: Don't waste food.
Advice: Look people in the eye.
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Advice: Look people in the eye.
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin down -2.33% in the past hour!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin down -2.33% in the past hour!
Advice: When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Advice: When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave.
Advice: Repeat people's names when you meet them.
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Advice: Repeat people's names when you meet them.
I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin down -3.92% in the past hour!
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin down -3.92% in the past hour!
Advice: Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Advice: Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.86% in the past hour!
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.86% in the past hour!
Advice: Drink a glass of water before meals.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Advice: Drink a glass of water before meals.