Hess
@soupysteve.bsky.social
I'm Hess. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Hess-10, or uh, Hess-Man, or DJ Hessimistic if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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Chaotic Good. Human. 11th lvl Wizard Slayer
49 [he/him]
Chaotic Good. Human. 11th lvl Wizard Slayer
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Hess
@soupysteve.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Hess here:
- Ozarks life
- dad humor
- Carl Sagan
- poorly-edited photos
- The Big Lebowski
- dwarf shrimp aquariums
- Baldur's Gate 3
- disestablishmentarianism
- chili
- Denver Broncos
- Spock
- Nine Inch Nails
- reef aquariums
- Star Wars [1:12 figures]
- my dog, Dr Indiana Bones
#promosky
- Ozarks life
- dad humor
- Carl Sagan
- poorly-edited photos
- The Big Lebowski
- dwarf shrimp aquariums
- Baldur's Gate 3
- disestablishmentarianism
- chili
- Denver Broncos
- Spock
- Nine Inch Nails
- reef aquariums
- Star Wars [1:12 figures]
- my dog, Dr Indiana Bones
#promosky
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sometimes, I rhythmically “bounce” the paperwork on my clipboard to make sex noises.
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes, I rhythmically “bounce” the paperwork on my clipboard to make sex noises.
We cannot replicate The Professor’s coconut technologies seen on Gilligan’s Island, from the mid-1960s, in 2025 because of Woke.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We cannot replicate The Professor’s coconut technologies seen on Gilligan’s Island, from the mid-1960s, in 2025 because of Woke.
Tourism on the decline in Xenophobistan - details tonight at 6:00.
August 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tourism on the decline in Xenophobistan - details tonight at 6:00.
I live in The Show Me State.
"We" vote for folks who overturn voter-approved initiatives.
I'm surrounded by 'fed up' folks who refuse to believe their votes go to those who will NOT improve their situations.
I wish we still required proof before belief.
[Missouri voting outcomes in my lifetime]
"We" vote for folks who overturn voter-approved initiatives.
I'm surrounded by 'fed up' folks who refuse to believe their votes go to those who will NOT improve their situations.
I wish we still required proof before belief.
[Missouri voting outcomes in my lifetime]
July 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I live in The Show Me State.
"We" vote for folks who overturn voter-approved initiatives.
I'm surrounded by 'fed up' folks who refuse to believe their votes go to those who will NOT improve their situations.
I wish we still required proof before belief.
[Missouri voting outcomes in my lifetime]
"We" vote for folks who overturn voter-approved initiatives.
I'm surrounded by 'fed up' folks who refuse to believe their votes go to those who will NOT improve their situations.
I wish we still required proof before belief.
[Missouri voting outcomes in my lifetime]
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Do it, Disney!!!
I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad.
"... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"
I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad.
"... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"
Darth Jar Jar Has Entered Fortnite
YouTube video by Star Wars
www.youtube.com
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do it, Disney!!!
I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad.
"... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"
I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad.
"... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"
FANTASTIC
Nine Inch Nails (NIN) - Closer (Loop Cover)
YouTube video by choongchoong SON (CMS)
www.youtube.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
FANTASTIC
"For far too long, some people have called them Arabic numbers. By executive order, we're calling them Trumbers from now on. One, two, three, four, and err, five, six, seven, eight, nine - and Sleepy Joe Biden's favorite Trumber... zero."
- Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'
- Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'
May 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"For far too long, some people have called them Arabic numbers. By executive order, we're calling them Trumbers from now on. One, two, three, four, and err, five, six, seven, eight, nine - and Sleepy Joe Biden's favorite Trumber... zero."
- Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'
- Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'
NIN's most foreboding track?
16. The Mark Has Been Made - Nine Inch Nails
YouTube video by Starlord
www.youtube.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
NIN's most foreboding track?
I love all three albums dearly.
The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral.
The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album.
#nineinchnails
The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral.
The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album.
#nineinchnails
May 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love all three albums dearly.
The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral.
The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album.
#nineinchnails
The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral.
The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album.
#nineinchnails
Saw Gerrera's breathing apparatus in Rogue One - medicinal or recreational?
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw Gerrera's breathing apparatus in Rogue One - medicinal or recreational?
Dr Indiana Bones now brings toys to keep him entertained while riding in style.
Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous.
#dog
Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous.
#dog
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dr Indiana Bones now brings toys to keep him entertained while riding in style.
Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous.
#dog
Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous.
#dog
Unsubstantiated #StarWarsSpeculation: Cassian will pull B2EMO's memory core and load it into an Imperial Security Droid to make K-2SO.
#andor
#andor
April 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Unsubstantiated #StarWarsSpeculation: Cassian will pull B2EMO's memory core and load it into an Imperial Security Droid to make K-2SO.
#andor
#andor
Eedy Karn is easily a top five terrifying Star Wars villain.
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eedy Karn is easily a top five terrifying Star Wars villain.
Teach a person to stand up for themselves - their insecurities disappear.
Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.
Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Teach a person to stand up for themselves - their insecurities disappear.
Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.
Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.
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I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs
April 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs
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The GOP of yesteryear was bad. But if JD Vance pulled a Dan Quayle and spelled potato wrong today, they would sell merch with the incorrect spelling, states would try to pass laws changing the spelling, and party members would have to answer "How do you spell potato?" as a loyalty test.
One of the many reasons I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind is that every week some shit politician gets caught doing something that fifteen years ago would have ended their career but now they just keep doing it and nothing changes. Like it's never felt more "Rules do not apply anymore"
April 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The GOP of yesteryear was bad. But if JD Vance pulled a Dan Quayle and spelled potato wrong today, they would sell merch with the incorrect spelling, states would try to pass laws changing the spelling, and party members would have to answer "How do you spell potato?" as a loyalty test.
Day six of the flute solo from "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas stuck in my head.
April 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Day six of the flute solo from "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas stuck in my head.
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
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He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.
April 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.
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because you asked nicely, here’s my latest work in progress song, “context clues”
April 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
because you asked nicely, here’s my latest work in progress song, “context clues”
