Ethan
@sourkumquat.ca
I push buttons on a computer for a living.
He/Him
He/Him
"pro life" party doing an awful lot of justifying murder right now
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
"pro life" party doing an awful lot of justifying murder right now
The current regime in the US could start putting arm bands on the people they don't think deserve human rights and Trump/Vance would come out saying "Actually, the Nazi's never did this. This is a matter of National Security. This will keep law abiding citizens from being killed."
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The current regime in the US could start putting arm bands on the people they don't think deserve human rights and Trump/Vance would come out saying "Actually, the Nazi's never did this. This is a matter of National Security. This will keep law abiding citizens from being killed."
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a baddie without class consciousness isn’t bad at all. shawty must break free from the state before she can buss down on some real shit - lenin
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
a baddie without class consciousness isn’t bad at all. shawty must break free from the state before she can buss down on some real shit - lenin
(to the tune of Animal by Neon Trees)
UH ohhh, spaghetti-oooo
UH ohhh, spaghetti-oooo
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
(to the tune of Animal by Neon Trees)
UH ohhh, spaghetti-oooo
UH ohhh, spaghetti-oooo
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
going to the genital drive-thru to pick up a dick n' balls combo. want anything?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
going to the genital drive-thru to pick up a dick n' balls combo. want anything?
The best part of the creative process is the "creating." Headbutting a keyboard until a fucked up picture (or story or song or whatever your art is) appears on a screen is a novelty at best. Support real artists
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The best part of the creative process is the "creating." Headbutting a keyboard until a fucked up picture (or story or song or whatever your art is) appears on a screen is a novelty at best. Support real artists
I got stoned yesterday and forgot the difference between cosmetology and astrology and now my google search history is very embarrassing
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I got stoned yesterday and forgot the difference between cosmetology and astrology and now my google search history is very embarrassing
I've been dragging my feet on getting rid of my Spotify, but may as well share the wrapped. I do think the "club" thing is kinda neat
#SpotifyWrapped
#SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've been dragging my feet on getting rid of my Spotify, but may as well share the wrapped. I do think the "club" thing is kinda neat
#SpotifyWrapped
#SpotifyWrapped
the US should stop having elections and just put their candidates on "are you smarter than a 5th grader" and you can only hold office if you win
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the US should stop having elections and just put their candidates on "are you smarter than a 5th grader" and you can only hold office if you win
I love when someone posts some shit like "I like pizza" and then someone in the replies goes "yeah, well the Italians liked Nazi's so maybe reconsider your life, asshole"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love when someone posts some shit like "I like pizza" and then someone in the replies goes "yeah, well the Italians liked Nazi's so maybe reconsider your life, asshole"
Linus Karlsson technically being traded for Lou Lamoriello is a fun fact that seems completely outrageous and I love it
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a glass wall with a sn logo on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a glass wall with a sn logo on it
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Linus Karlsson technically being traded for Lou Lamoriello is a fun fact that seems completely outrageous and I love it
I'm watching MHA and there was a camera being viewed that had "tcp/ipv4" stamped in the bottom corner and the fact that they're using ipv4 still in the future kinda broke my immersion
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm watching MHA and there was a camera being viewed that had "tcp/ipv4" stamped in the bottom corner and the fact that they're using ipv4 still in the future kinda broke my immersion
I like that the lady at the dispensary did not lie to me when I asked for a recommendation and she said "this will get you obliterated in the best way" because oooooohhhhhhmybeans this is special
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I like that the lady at the dispensary did not lie to me when I asked for a recommendation and she said "this will get you obliterated in the best way" because oooooohhhhhhmybeans this is special
You've heard of BubbaGump Shrimp Co.
Now get ready for
BubbaTrump Sloppy Blow ™️
Now get ready for
BubbaTrump Sloppy Blow ™️
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You've heard of BubbaGump Shrimp Co.
Now get ready for
BubbaTrump Sloppy Blow ™️
Now get ready for
BubbaTrump Sloppy Blow ™️
User calls saying his printer has a "network management card error" and I ask if he's already rebooted the printer. He says "yes but I'll do it again here" and reboots his computer :')
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
User calls saying his printer has a "network management card error" and I ask if he's already rebooted the printer. He says "yes but I'll do it again here" and reboots his computer :')
I opened facebook for 0.3 seconds (which was a mistake already) and I saw a post where people were talking about how Musk getting a trillion dollars is fine because obviously that's the value he brings to Tesla... I could feel my brain start eating itself
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I opened facebook for 0.3 seconds (which was a mistake already) and I saw a post where people were talking about how Musk getting a trillion dollars is fine because obviously that's the value he brings to Tesla... I could feel my brain start eating itself
Happy birthday to me. If someone told me a year ago that I'd be single now, less depressed, more engaged with the hobbies I love, and feeling fulfilled by the people closest to me, I never would have believed it. Here's to 28
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy birthday to me. If someone told me a year ago that I'd be single now, less depressed, more engaged with the hobbies I love, and feeling fulfilled by the people closest to me, I never would have believed it. Here's to 28
The most mild annoyance I have towards the games in the world series is that if you've hit a grounder and it looks like an easy out, players jog to first. It's game 7. Sprint the fucking base path and make them earn the out
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The most mild annoyance I have towards the games in the world series is that if you've hit a grounder and it looks like an easy out, players jog to first. It's game 7. Sprint the fucking base path and make them earn the out
I still feel like we moved on from Vance 100% being the guy who killed the pope way too quickly
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I still feel like we moved on from Vance 100% being the guy who killed the pope way too quickly
shirt is such a dumb word. It looks and sounds like a lazy combination of shit/fart or something. We should bring back Tunics and replace all shirts with those
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
shirt is such a dumb word. It looks and sounds like a lazy combination of shit/fart or something. We should bring back Tunics and replace all shirts with those