SJ Witch
southjerseywitch.bsky.social
SJ Witch
@southjerseywitch.bsky.social
Witch. Baker. Weirdo. Jersey Girl. Gardener. Tarot Reader.

Find me on TikTok @SouthJerseyWitch
May 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reminder, today is not the day to check your 401K.
April 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I planted a row of daffodils, Tulips and Crocuses in the middle of winter. We have our first blooms today. #dailybloom #bloomscrolling #flowers 🌷🌼
March 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was driving to work and got detoured onto a side street in #TrentonNJ and saw these #daffodils growing among tires.

#bloomscrolling 🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Enough DoomScrolling let’s get on with #bloomscrolling.

It was great to get out today for a #spring #walk with my amazing other half. #
March 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My husband asked me to help him get a new profile picture. I think I did a pretty good job. @lofichillguy.bsky.social #jedi #sexy #silverfox
March 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Daffodils are blooming at my parents house. 🌱
March 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My best friend was just diagnosed with #coloncancer I have no idea what to do to support him. #fuckcancer doesn’t even seem strong enough.
March 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hello Spring. I am seeing the first tulips breaking through. 🌱
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Exciting news, our two bee hives survived the winter. So we start year 3 of #beekeeping having both hives survive. Long Live Queen Charlotte of Buckinghive Palace and Queen Tina Turner of Thunderdome!
March 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So I haven’t decided where in the yard my little trees will live, but for now, they’re in their planters.

I planted (in order) Apple, fig (Italian), fig (little ruby), peach, pear, pomegranate.

It’s a good year to #garden. #homestead
February 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It is a very very weird feeling that it’s the end of the pay period, I still have a healthy amount in my checking account. I just paid for 3 tickets to a music festival in cash. I’m not freaking out if they pay me in a timely manner. I know they’re good for it. Is this financial freedom?
February 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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My favorite conspiracy theory is that Belgium isn't real, mostly because my wife went there without me.
February 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just got myself the Zenco Duo. Works well with a 510 cart, it burned the flower we tried, and it absolutely sounds like a small jet engine taking off. This machine is not subtle. #weed #vaporizers
February 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Sir WB O'Shaughnessey studied at Edinburgh University. His great recipe for majoon (cannabis) sweets is in 'Marijuana Medical Papers'.
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My sister just reminded me that Big Pharma has more money, lawyers and marketing teams then brains (and they have a lot of brains) that they won’t let RFK ban some of their bread and butter. Shell also hide me in her basement and send her 14 year old on an epic quest like in the dystopian books
February 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Remember…. Americans don’t bow to kings. We accept no royalty.
February 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My Discover feed is weird. White buffalo, Trump/Musk did something dumb and it back fired, Germans talking in German about hiking and EU politics, and finally flowers.
February 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How many plane crashes have we had in the last month? I remember Philly being number 4. But I swear we’re up to like 8 or 9.
February 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In this box, there should be an Apple, Pear, Peach, Pomegranate and two fig trees. I think there’s also some blueberry bushes. An orchard is a great way to add value to my life and probably my property.
February 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Stonewall was a riot. Transpeople played a major role in everything to do with Stonewall. Never forget it was bigger than just the gays.
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Protests are better with friends. Friends can help fill knowledge gap and enhances situational awareness. Start reaching out to affinity groups like the DSA. Make sure to practice OpSec or operational security. That will be our next tip.
February 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Hey, Protest Season is coming. So I'm going to start posting #protestseasontips

Protest Season Tips are practical tips one can use to make your protest attendance safer and more effective.

1. Don't go to a protest alone. At least go with a friend if not an affinity group. *Cont'd*
February 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM