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Special Agent Smith
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An especially old.
I am going to this if I have to walk from New Jersey. I even have my night jacket.
Thinking about going to #Neotropolis next year? Check out Immersive XP wherever you get your podcasts for what to expect and how to prepare for a fully immersive #cyberpunk event and #LARP

#podcast #costume #immersiveexperience
July 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am so tired. I just got back from a vacation where two people almost got trampled to death and we all got a notification that we were exposed to bubonic plague.

That is what I am missing Wasteland Weekend for.

FML.
July 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
March 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Breaking news. Bro is getting sued by Wisconsin AG. Source available upon request.
March 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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As to the video where masked people kidnapped a woman in the street:

1. In spite of first instinct of unfathomable fear, demand identification.

2. If no ID, scream loudly!

3. Throw phone to passersby and yell who to contact.

4. See all those pigs who surrounded her? Have your own patrols.
March 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fellow beekeeper @southjerseywitch.bsky.social , check this out.
In case you didn't know, here's a picture of baby bees. You're welcome.
#bees
March 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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When you're in love with a beautiful penguin... (taken at kidney Cove in the Falkland Islands). #birds #seabirds #penguins #falklandislands #kidneycovetours #kingpenguins #seabirdgroup #murrelfarm #southatlantic #rspb #natgeo
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Pig (the cat) enjoying the giraffe bed in a heated blanket
#cats
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
GM. I hope you eat two meals today and go for a short walk besides.

Have the first flower of the year from the garden.
March 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No.
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
rare goth penguin just dropped 😮‍💨
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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farmer's market
March 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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These are my people. 😎
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nostalgia for fruitger aero building.
Are you this old? 👀
March 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Den Hamana Lake 'Prism' (Kurenai X Snow Angel)
is starting to bloom today. #orchids #bloomscrolling
March 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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🚫👎😒
March 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Bullfrog inflating his throat pouch
No matter what, ugly is ugly.
March 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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BREAKING: Below is the full transcript of messages from the Signal group chat just released by Jeffrey Goldberg and The Atlantic 👇🏻
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm very sorry for your loss.
March 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
First magnolias I've seen(I think). Perfect for #bloomscrolling .
🧵 I love seeing nature bursting out, all over Dublin. Magnolias look like trees support folded handkerchiefs & bulbs glow with vibrant yellows, reds & blues! These bold colours & the power of nature are central to my artwork as you can see in this thread!
March 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Watched a vid from an int'l YT creator who was talking excitedly about coming to visit the US & w/in 2 hours, she had numerous people warning her against travel to the US. I did, too, but I ended up getting told that what I said was "absolute bullshit" & accused of TDS by 2 news illiterates.🤔
March 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM