Excellent.

Putting a 100% tariff on wins

Gonna b interesting to see which bum they have play right field for the next 8 weeks

😱

How many and of what size bottles can you handle? Could you fit a nebuchadnezzar or a balthazar in there?

Polo won't blink before or after he gets an answer.

Team is so toxic that their playoff games come with a surgeon general's warning

I wouldn't mind being uli right about now

Jerry's really looking forward to it, though.

there's never been an offseason where their essence has been so perfectly distilled.

2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced