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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Browns QB room is the NFL equivalent of ipecac
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Browns QB room is the NFL equivalent of ipecac
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
One sip and ur gonna hurl.
Rocker is tossing BP pitches. Living in the middle of the plate.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rocker is tossing BP pitches. Living in the middle of the plate.
Putting a 100% tariff on wins
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Putting a 100% tariff on wins
Gonna b interesting to see which bum they have play right field for the next 8 weeks
April 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gonna b interesting to see which bum they have play right field for the next 8 weeks
Owning the libs.
BREAKING: Nasdaq-100 futures down 5.4%, S&P 500 futures down 3.84%
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
April 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Owning the libs.
The #SeattleMariners 🔱
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
March 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The #SeattleMariners 🔱
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh Julio, oh Cal, oh Kirby
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
It's opening day. ⚾️
How many and of what size bottles can you handle? Could you fit a nebuchadnezzar or a balthazar in there?
March 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How many and of what size bottles can you handle? Could you fit a nebuchadnezzar or a balthazar in there?
Part of me wanted the #seahawks to sign Rodgers so we'd have a year worth of content from him on the Pat McAfee show saying Paul Allen is actually still alive but held in suspended animation inside a lab owned by Bill Gates. They're using his brain as the CPU for an experimental vaccine computer
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Part of me wanted the #seahawks to sign Rodgers so we'd have a year worth of content from him on the Pat McAfee show saying Paul Allen is actually still alive but held in suspended animation inside a lab owned by Bill Gates. They're using his brain as the CPU for an experimental vaccine computer
Yes. Trying to maximize profitability
Justin Turner says he's disappointed the Mariners didn't have a better offseason after missing the postseason by one game
March 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes. Trying to maximize profitability
The new people's champ
March 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The new people's champ
Preach, king! 👑
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
March 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Preach, king! 👑
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Justin Turner - Mariners Legend
Polo won't blink before or after he gets an answer.
February 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Polo won't blink before or after he gets an answer.
Are we now the 11th province?
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Are we now the 11th province?
Just exquisite sports we have here
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just exquisite sports we have here
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Another gem of a hockey game. This tournament has been awesome.
Absolute banger of a game.
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Absolute banger of a game.
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
15 min this USA vs Canada game may already be in the running for the best hockey game I've seen.
Electric ⚡️
Electric ⚡️
Team is so toxic that their playoff games come with a surgeon general's warning
February 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Team is so toxic that their playoff games come with a surgeon general's warning
I wouldn't mind being uli right about now
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wouldn't mind being uli right about now
Jerry's really looking forward to it, though.
February 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Jerry's really looking forward to it, though.
there's never been an offseason where their essence has been so perfectly distilled.
2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced
2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced
February 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
there's never been an offseason where their essence has been so perfectly distilled.
2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced
2025 might be the purest most high proof mariner we've ever experienced