Paul
@southportbrewery.bsky.social
Established 2004. 5BBL Brewery, the oldest working brewery in Merseyside.
We take our beer-making more seriously than our social media.
We take our beer-making more seriously than our social media.
Is she still touring? Last I heard she was doing a comedy/fly-on-the-wall talk about her time as an MP.
Supposed to be quite good.
Supposed to be quite good.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is she still touring? Last I heard she was doing a comedy/fly-on-the-wall talk about her time as an MP.
Supposed to be quite good.
Supposed to be quite good.
That was (probably) a joke btw. We appreciate everyone has different preferences over flavour (or lack thereof).
We shall continue to scream our frustrations fruitlessly into the uncaring void as it's more sympathetic, moral, and competent than any government we've had over the last 47 years.
We shall continue to scream our frustrations fruitlessly into the uncaring void as it's more sympathetic, moral, and competent than any government we've had over the last 47 years.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
That was (probably) a joke btw. We appreciate everyone has different preferences over flavour (or lack thereof).
We shall continue to scream our frustrations fruitlessly into the uncaring void as it's more sympathetic, moral, and competent than any government we've had over the last 47 years.
We shall continue to scream our frustrations fruitlessly into the uncaring void as it's more sympathetic, moral, and competent than any government we've had over the last 47 years.
Obviously we believe that our beers should have gained 150 points each and that the whole system is rigged against us.
We shall continue to express our disappointment by hunting down each of the judges and demonstrating our ability to burn things which are otherwise seen as "fire proof".
We shall continue to express our disappointment by hunting down each of the judges and demonstrating our ability to burn things which are otherwise seen as "fire proof".
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Obviously we believe that our beers should have gained 150 points each and that the whole system is rigged against us.
We shall continue to express our disappointment by hunting down each of the judges and demonstrating our ability to burn things which are otherwise seen as "fire proof".
We shall continue to express our disappointment by hunting down each of the judges and demonstrating our ability to burn things which are otherwise seen as "fire proof".
Entries are marked out of 100 points.
Gold 90+
Silver 80-89
Bronze 70-79
Anything less gets nothing. Not even a participation trophy.
Gold 90+
Silver 80-89
Bronze 70-79
Anything less gets nothing. Not even a participation trophy.
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Entries are marked out of 100 points.
Gold 90+
Silver 80-89
Bronze 70-79
Anything less gets nothing. Not even a participation trophy.
Gold 90+
Silver 80-89
Bronze 70-79
Anything less gets nothing. Not even a participation trophy.
Brb, just off to get some petrol and fire.
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Brb, just off to get some petrol and fire.
That said, the judges obviously have disfunctional taste buds.
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That said, the judges obviously have disfunctional taste buds.
Naturally, I'm fucking smashing it.
The job, that is. Not the glasses.
The job, that is. Not the glasses.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Naturally, I'm fucking smashing it.
The job, that is. Not the glasses.
The job, that is. Not the glasses.
Looks to be the dwelling place of a particularly tall hobbit?
Someone should have told those boys drinking the Ent Draught would only cause them problems down the line.
Someone should have told those boys drinking the Ent Draught would only cause them problems down the line.
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Looks to be the dwelling place of a particularly tall hobbit?
Someone should have told those boys drinking the Ent Draught would only cause them problems down the line.
Someone should have told those boys drinking the Ent Draught would only cause them problems down the line.
7. Occasional nip slips. Got to keep the serving staff and customers "thirsty".
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
7. Occasional nip slips. Got to keep the serving staff and customers "thirsty".
1. Brewing consistently good beer.
2. Good cellar management.
3. Maintaining good relations with publicans.
4. Keeping fully noted dossiers on said publicans and what they do in their private lives to be used for blackmailing purposes.
5. Reasonable prices.
6. Organic growth.
2. Good cellar management.
3. Maintaining good relations with publicans.
4. Keeping fully noted dossiers on said publicans and what they do in their private lives to be used for blackmailing purposes.
5. Reasonable prices.
6. Organic growth.
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
1. Brewing consistently good beer.
2. Good cellar management.
3. Maintaining good relations with publicans.
4. Keeping fully noted dossiers on said publicans and what they do in their private lives to be used for blackmailing purposes.
5. Reasonable prices.
6. Organic growth.
2. Good cellar management.
3. Maintaining good relations with publicans.
4. Keeping fully noted dossiers on said publicans and what they do in their private lives to be used for blackmailing purposes.
5. Reasonable prices.
6. Organic growth.