I feel this is important for you tea witness.

If you enjoy Cracker Barrels Coca Cola Cake, I have an imitation that I make and it's absolutely delicious feel free to have my recipe and share with your friends and family this holiday season!

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

Exactly

I just read that Conservatives think Trump is gonna send out another stimulus check. But honestly they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and refuse to accept those checks because govt handouts are socialism. Can't have it as that wouldn't be patriotic of you.

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "With Trucks, Guns and Beer ... Who needs women??". The first thought that came to mind was "sir are you fucking your firearms? That seems dangerous."

If Billy Rae Cyrus put more emphasis on his "accent" he would just be country Creed.

The biggest cuck thing you can do is make multiple social media accounts riding the same mans dick because it gives you the attention youre missing irl

When conservative trolls want to talk shit to you on a moderated platform you can just send them this lmao

It's interesting that the people who call you a snowflake for providing them facts and credible sources will have a meltdown and try to attack you as a person instead of having an actual discussion. Social media has ruined the same generation that told us not to believe everything we see online.

I'm starting to hate Reddit. There's a conspiracy page about the election that is screaming that SQL was used to modify the vote count. Trying to explain to them how SQL works greets me with more conspiracies. I'm so tired of that damn app

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

I love how they call Bluesky an echo chamber like we forgot all about Truth Social.

Some Trumper just decided that the best way to defend their misunderstanding of how the government functions was to start talking about how they have a GED and a drug addicted family. Yeah that sounds about right buddy, you really showed me how "smart" you are in this field.