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Spaarklestarr
@spaarklestarr.bsky.social
California. Mom into running, pickleball, and gun reform.
As someone who is a working woman and not a trophy wife, I rarely get manicures and when I do, it’s with short natural nails for my workplace. But we’re headed to Cancun tomorrow so I did my nails long for the first time. Kind of enjoying this trophy wife life 💅
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
East meets west breakfast
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not yet 9am and my 5 year old has already said fuck 3 times.
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Breakfast is one of my favorite meals of the day. Second only to dinner. Lunch is so mid in comparison to both of the aforementioned.
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That ****** added to my schedule after I explicitly told him no. His response was “I’m sorry to hear this and I’m happy to chat with you in person tomorrow.”

I am sorry to hear this is the most non apology apology ever.
April 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Decorated my house like it’s a library bookshelf for Lunar New Year
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Me thinking I’m putting on a sweatshirt I’ve only worn once: 🤡

In other words, tell me you have a baby without telling me you have a baby.
January 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I get my nails done like twice a year but thinking I should do it more often! Kinda into it.
December 31, 2024 at 6:48 PM
This fertility Buddha was a wedding gift and now I’m wrapping it up as a white elephant gift because I don’t need to be fertile anymore! Owala water bottle for size reference.
December 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM