Giant Space Ants
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One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.
Decent slogan for kegel exercises, though
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Decent slogan for kegel exercises, though
Hard to know if he's so enveloped in sycophants that he actually thinks people are buying the "gotta stop those narcoterrorists!" pretense or if he knows that crap isn't landing but just gonna go for it anyway
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hard to know if he's so enveloped in sycophants that he actually thinks people are buying the "gotta stop those narcoterrorists!" pretense or if he knows that crap isn't landing but just gonna go for it anyway
That's what they said about Australia, but after a couple hundred years those guys came up with Bluey, so you never know
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That's what they said about Australia, but after a couple hundred years those guys came up with Bluey, so you never know
S03E04 - Fat Tony on Bread and Cigarettes
YouTube video by The Max Power Way
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November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"What does this have to do with anything?" "Hold on! I have a poem to read..."
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"What does this have to do with anything?" "Hold on! I have a poem to read..."
Surely things will turn out differently this time now that mighty West Virginia has switched sides
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Surely things will turn out differently this time now that mighty West Virginia has switched sides
On your left... it's Saturday night!
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
On your left... it's Saturday night!
Second year of what?
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Second year of what?
Some of these probably aren't the hippest choices, but:
Sweet Home Alabama
London Calling
Seven Nation Army
Welcome to the Jungle
Imagine
Others that I might swap in depending on the day:
Uncontrollable Urge
Blister in the Sun
Kodachrome
Whole Lotta Love
Foxy Lady
Sweet Home Alabama
London Calling
Seven Nation Army
Welcome to the Jungle
Imagine
Others that I might swap in depending on the day:
Uncontrollable Urge
Blister in the Sun
Kodachrome
Whole Lotta Love
Foxy Lady
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some of these probably aren't the hippest choices, but:
Sweet Home Alabama
London Calling
Seven Nation Army
Welcome to the Jungle
Imagine
Others that I might swap in depending on the day:
Uncontrollable Urge
Blister in the Sun
Kodachrome
Whole Lotta Love
Foxy Lady
Sweet Home Alabama
London Calling
Seven Nation Army
Welcome to the Jungle
Imagine
Others that I might swap in depending on the day:
Uncontrollable Urge
Blister in the Sun
Kodachrome
Whole Lotta Love
Foxy Lady
Pretty much, I think they expected Dems to whine about it but ultimately just take the L and not fight back to draw their guys out of office too
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pretty much, I think they expected Dems to whine about it but ultimately just take the L and not fight back to draw their guys out of office too
I thought maybe the words would be in there somewhere but their meaning misrepresented, but... nope. Just fully made up.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I thought maybe the words would be in there somewhere but their meaning misrepresented, but... nope. Just fully made up.
To be fair, it is consistent with their longstanding "once they're out of the womb, fuck 'em" policy
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
To be fair, it is consistent with their longstanding "once they're out of the womb, fuck 'em" policy
Even as a person who regularly wears suits for work, I still don't want to wear one on a plane
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Even as a person who regularly wears suits for work, I still don't want to wear one on a plane
I always say "hop in the shower," but I've never once actually hopped into that thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I always say "hop in the shower," but I've never once actually hopped into that thing.
There can't be very many people who think Napolean Dynamite is better than Blazing Saddles, but apparently they all work at Variety
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
There can't be very many people who think Napolean Dynamite is better than Blazing Saddles, but apparently they all work at Variety
How could cable news resist giving airtime to a guy who looks like Gollum and sounds like Foghorn Leghorn?
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How could cable news resist giving airtime to a guy who looks like Gollum and sounds like Foghorn Leghorn?
"Hit 'em with the drop, Trotsky"
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"Hit 'em with the drop, Trotsky"
Kendrick may have accused Drake of liking 'em young, but he never went so far as to call him a crooked jerky jockey or nasty wasty skunk. Gotta give this one to Seuss.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Kendrick may have accused Drake of liking 'em young, but he never went so far as to call him a crooked jerky jockey or nasty wasty skunk. Gotta give this one to Seuss.