SpaceBehemoth
@spacebehemoth.bsky.social
I'm a cat. That talks. In space.
"Mate, I've never seen someone so bruced. He was just gone, totally not moving anywhere."
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"Mate, I've never seen someone so bruced. He was just gone, totally not moving anywhere."
"Crikey! We didn't have this Rule 34 back in Peru!"
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Crikey! We didn't have this Rule 34 back in Peru!"
I think it's the same house that Roky Erickson slipped into.
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think it's the same house that Roky Erickson slipped into.
"Gastropod Gang strikes again! Police slammed for slow response."
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Gastropod Gang strikes again! Police slammed for slow response."
"First, some housekeeping."
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"First, some housekeeping."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
If so, the Minds must be out of their minds.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If so, the Minds must be out of their minds.
Introduce yourself in four spaceships.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Introduce yourself in four spaceships.
The poster may offer mercy but will never ask for it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The poster may offer mercy but will never ask for it.
I feel the same about thread comments. Suddenly, a shot rang out!
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I feel the same about thread comments. Suddenly, a shot rang out!
I knew Syd Barrett's bank manager.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I knew Syd Barrett's bank manager.
Sharks are older than the rings of Saturn
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Sharks are older than the rings of Saturn
"No wukkas mate, the army boys will sort 'em out once they've finished with the emus."
Actually an Alien/Wolf Creek crossover could be interesting. Innocent young xenomorphs touring the bush while stalked by a sadistic serial killer.
Actually an Alien/Wolf Creek crossover could be interesting. Innocent young xenomorphs touring the bush while stalked by a sadistic serial killer.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"No wukkas mate, the army boys will sort 'em out once they've finished with the emus."
Actually an Alien/Wolf Creek crossover could be interesting. Innocent young xenomorphs touring the bush while stalked by a sadistic serial killer.
Actually an Alien/Wolf Creek crossover could be interesting. Innocent young xenomorphs touring the bush while stalked by a sadistic serial killer.
I think they tried that with the first Casino Royale flick.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I think they tried that with the first Casino Royale flick.
They almost did so too with the K class boats.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They almost did so too with the K class boats.
A mate who served in the Chilean Navy said he is still remembered fondly there.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A mate who served in the Chilean Navy said he is still remembered fondly there.
He also had a tattoo of a foxhunt covering his back with the fox tail vanishing down his crack.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He also had a tattoo of a foxhunt covering his back with the fox tail vanishing down his crack.
Crete for the elite, Troy for hoi polloi
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Crete for the elite, Troy for hoi polloi
His Bourne scripts also deal well with bureaucratic foul ups and coverups.
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
His Bourne scripts also deal well with bureaucratic foul ups and coverups.
Cool. Riding Shinkansens at the moment and will give this a play.
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cool. Riding Shinkansens at the moment and will give this a play.