We had an awesome time at the museum 😐
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We had an awesome time at the museum 😐
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The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
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rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
This season is so good omfg
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This season is so good omfg
Candiace ily but this look requires explanation
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Candiace ily but this look requires explanation
When a car nearly runs me over, my instinct isn’t to step out of the way, no, my instinct is to fatally incapacitate the driver of the heavy machinery barreling toward me
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
When a car nearly runs me over, my instinct isn’t to step out of the way, no, my instinct is to fatally incapacitate the driver of the heavy machinery barreling toward me
the murder yesterday was like if you got a little confused in airport security, and then a TSA agent shoots you in the face
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
the murder yesterday was like if you got a little confused in airport security, and then a TSA agent shoots you in the face
the only time I’ve been tempted to use AI is when I got a bullshit bureaucratic IT request to justify my use of a certain program, and then I realized that so many people view their entire jobs as bullshit bureaucratic IT requests, and now I’m depressed
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
the only time I’ve been tempted to use AI is when I got a bullshit bureaucratic IT request to justify my use of a certain program, and then I realized that so many people view their entire jobs as bullshit bureaucratic IT requests, and now I’m depressed
thinking about yarn / researching yarn / organizing yarn / making yarn / knitting with yarn / buying yarn / planning to buy yarn
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
thinking about yarn / researching yarn / organizing yarn / making yarn / knitting with yarn / buying yarn / planning to buy yarn
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
hate that I’m needing to refresh my knowledge of the Monroe Doctrine in 2025
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
hate that I’m needing to refresh my knowledge of the Monroe Doctrine in 2025
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BlueSky: in 2026 may we see a Reconstruction Caucus elected to Congress to scourge the evil-doer inshallah
Twitter: 2026—year of the orbiting data center? This new year’s, my resolution is to do all I can to help put AI in space.
Threads: is it just me or does 2026 has less aura than 2025?
Twitter: 2026—year of the orbiting data center? This new year’s, my resolution is to do all I can to help put AI in space.
Threads: is it just me or does 2026 has less aura than 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
BlueSky: in 2026 may we see a Reconstruction Caucus elected to Congress to scourge the evil-doer inshallah
Twitter: 2026—year of the orbiting data center? This new year’s, my resolution is to do all I can to help put AI in space.
Threads: is it just me or does 2026 has less aura than 2025?
Twitter: 2026—year of the orbiting data center? This new year’s, my resolution is to do all I can to help put AI in space.
Threads: is it just me or does 2026 has less aura than 2025?
When the Christmas cookies start tasting a little stale >>>>>>>>>>
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
When the Christmas cookies start tasting a little stale >>>>>>>>>>
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our little house sprites
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
our little house sprites
Yeah I was a pretty normal kid
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yeah I was a pretty normal kid
I can now navigate a PA turnpike rest stop without interacting with another human and idk feels like a loss
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I can now navigate a PA turnpike rest stop without interacting with another human and idk feels like a loss
I should have been in Pittsburgh 20 hours ago and yet I am still here, calling pep boys repeatedly
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I should have been in Pittsburgh 20 hours ago and yet I am still here, calling pep boys repeatedly
Showing Colin the ancient texts
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Showing Colin the ancient texts
Oh my god I’m having a bad dayyyyy
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh my god I’m having a bad dayyyyy
Living in Philly too long, losing my cot-caught merger :(
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Living in Philly too long, losing my cot-caught merger :(
renewing my UK passport bc it’s nice to have 2 passports for no reason, no reason at all
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
renewing my UK passport bc it’s nice to have 2 passports for no reason, no reason at all