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Jonny

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Talk about rugby at @scotrugbypod.bsky.social, play a bit too. Primary teacher the rest of the time. Lapsed punk.

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 28m

Also, am I alone in thinking that's one of the worst things ever? I don't want to have a GP appointment at an unspecified time that day, I've already got things to do that day. I want to phone now and book a time on Monday that I can get to without a hassle

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 3d

Seemed to be a combination of things that I guess they were technically right about, Lamaro quite rightly asked what the ref expected the tackler to do as well and he said, "I understand it was low but he still hit his head and he still has to at least try and wrap his arms"

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 3d

I was sat saying to Mrs M, "I don't think I've ever seen Benetton play a full game with 15 players before" and then bam, random yellow for no reason

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh there was a much bigger gap between England and Munster when I wrote that out, stupid Bluesky formatting

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 3d

Teams that Jay will be nice about, a list...

Leinster
Ireland
SH teams
Welsh teams
Scottish teams
Actual Scotland
English teams
Apartheid-era Springboks
Actual England

Munster

Hope this helps

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 4d

Is it really magic when you're doing it a full week after the game was played though?

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 4d

Bath aren't getting relegated to the Championship any time soon, how would they get to Doncaster?

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, bravo

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 5d

Probably get more points from the game being postponed if their performance last weekend is anything to go by

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 5d

Far be it from me to question the planning and judgement of the WRU, but are they aware that the cluster of fee-paying schools they'd need to make into a conveyor belt to get the Leinster model to actually work are all in England?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Gwladrugby 🏉 @gwladrugby.bsky.social · 5d

My understanding is that there are people at the WRU, apparently serious people, who think that Cardiff should be some sort of "Welsh Leinster."

Can you imagine how that would go down with the other three?

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 5d

"look at me Rex Banner, I have a new hat"

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 6d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 5d

The graveyard of their Champions Cup hopes and dreams

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 6d

I expect this nonsense from James on account of his beloved Leinster and Ireland both sharing an office with the true villains of the tale but I didn't have you down for a World Rugby shill Ed

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 6d

You're a horrible man Iestyn, and I think you know that

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 6d

...and how would you say that's going?

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 6d

I'll take it from you, you're better than us

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 6d

How have Wales's last two Six Nations gone? The memory escapes me for some reason...

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 7d

He's too busy on the bench press

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 7d

a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

ALT: a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "

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Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 7d

If he's back for the Champions Cup game on the 13th you should just come to Scotstoun 😜

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 10d

You mean North North Ayrshire?

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 10d

I believe it was yesterday just as Europe reached their "enough of your shit" limit, I saw it on Instagram

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 10d

(unless it's on an island obviously, I'm not an idiot)

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 10d

Everything. West. Of. Glasgow. Is. Ayr.

Jonny @spacemanjonny.bsky.social · 10d

West of Glasgow is all Ayr, I will not be taking any further questions at this time