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⋆˚✿˖° Zahra ⋆˚✿˖°

@zahrarah.bsky.social

Alastor likes em big, he likes em chunkyyy

I love that Lucifer having a fat ass is canon now lol

#radioapple

December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM

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Mare

@notherpuppet.bsky.social

Alastor tries to convince his floormate to lend him realm-destroying power 🤗✨

(It’s a parody of ‘Easy’! 👯‍♂️🎶)
#radioapple

Alastor: Nearly everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby!
But you’ve needed somebody else
So let’s go batshit crazy!

Alastor: Shut up, you know that I hate to See such a pathetic spiral (Lucifer
: Hey!)
Alastor: None of your dreams ever come true
I know what can break the cycle
Your hand, my hand Your power, all mine So tall, we'd stand
Wreak havoc combined
Nearly
Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
But you've needed somebody else
Doesn't that make you crazy?
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
You and I can dominate Hell
No more if, buts, or maybes

Lucifer: While I like the sound of that
It's a can of worms where I can't turn back
You're a killer, to be your pillar Life becomes a slasher thriller!
I can't take all of the gore
Would I even be an angel anymore!?
Alastor: Shut up, you know that I hate to
See you forget just who you are Tell me—aren't you the Devil?
Lucifer fucking Morningstar!
We know you can't
Tear sinners apart
I am the man to play that part

Alastor: Nearly
Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
But you've needed somebody else
So let's go batshit crazy!
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
We were destined to meet in Hell And if it goes wrong, blame me

Alastor & Lucifer: Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
We can both become someone else
Is that really so crazy?
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
Let's kickstart a new age in Hell
Alastor : Cmon don't be a baby~

November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM

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Dee ✨

@deeteacup.bsky.social

Apple pen finally came in!
So I’m Leaving this sketch marathon on a #radioapple note !
I had a blast 🖤✍️
#hazbinhotel

January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM

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𐂂강지오GangGio/덕질계

@artgioel34.bsky.social

휴알이 루시를 소환했다면의 if
#radioapple #appleradio

January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM

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Nomi 💫 CEO of Alastor’s chest fluff

@nomifae.bsky.social

I love how @cathartes-immundus.bsky.social draws Alastor so I wanted to attempt drawing him with the fluffy ears and curly hair ✨❤️

#HazbinHotelFanart #Alastor #HazbinHotel

January 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM

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Nightcigale

@nightcigale.bsky.social

Little poof bonus!

January 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM

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batsy

@dingbatsy.bsky.social

You made a deal, Alastor, time to commit 👰👑💖

Alastor in a maid costume for @samzikei.bsky.social! This got out of hand, but THANK YOU for waiting and trading art with me!!

#radioapple #hazbinhotel #lucifer

Alastor in a maid uniform (from the maid and butler cafe run) doing a curtsey. He's smiling, but clearly aggravated. "HAPPY??" Alastor asks dramatically.

Lucifer looks pleased and very teasing, his tongue sticking out. "Come on, Bambi, you lost the bet fair and square," he reminds him. "Now please, turn around~" his finger is motioning a twirling gesture.

Close up on Alastor's face. You can tell he's VERY annoyed from to his eye twitching.

Alastor twirls to reveal the back of the uniform, revealing his tail, with a big bow tied on top of it. There's sparkles around it. The true win of the bet. Lucifer's eyes grow big, watering up and he immediately gushes, "IT'S. SO. CUUUTE!!" Hearts are everywhere.

The panel in the middle shows Lucifer's shaky hand trying to get close to Alastor's adorable tail. "I have to pet it..." He desperately hopes.

Those hopes are shot down as Alastor looks behind, eyes radio dials, teeth glowing menacingly. Everything gets dark. He grits out, "TOUCH AND YOU DIE," in glitching words.

Lucifer immediately backs away, hands up. He's sweating, nervous, in a silly way. Message loud and clear!

After many hours of begging, tears, drinks, and negotiating...

Alastor is sitting on Lucifer's lap, whiskey in hand, looking pleased with himself. Lucifer is so happy, there's tears in his eyes as he pets Alastor's tail.

Al reminds him, "half of hell, right? ♥️" Lucifer doesn't mind as he replies, "yes," while quietly adding, "(my queen~)"

Alastor's head snaps to look at a very nervous Luci. "WHAT." he asks, letters slightly glitching. Lucifer weakly replies, "w-what?!"

January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM

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🌱 alloplush 🌱

@alloplush.bsky.social

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEKO!!!! <333
i offer you some silly sketches 😌

January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM

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Dee ✨

@deeteacup.bsky.social

Did It Hurt? 🥊 4/5
#hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio

January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM

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ユエ l Yue🍬🍭🍫🎄

@yuezoldyck.bsky.social

🍎: Just leave me alone!
🦌: Nop!

#alastor #lucifer #HazbinHotel #radioapple #hazbinhotelseason2 #bambilu can’t really hurt Al though

January 6, 2026 at 7:36 AM

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🦑 Miles 🦑

@helluva-squid.bsky.social

Ok I'm about to be real Vulnerable. My mum passed a few days after my 19th bday, and I hate that you can't turn off those "letters from mom" in AC. My bday is in Feb and I guess it's been weighing on me. So I did the normal thing and inflicted my pain on Al lmao

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor

December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM

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arya 🍎

@nonameoww.bsky.social

#radioapple

January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM

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.•°`*°·•.`?

@kindamadethis.bsky.social

🎭
#hazbinhotel #Rosie

January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM

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☀️Corrine☀️

@regretfulcorri.bsky.social

#radioapple POV you’re:

January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM

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☀️Corrine☀️

@regretfulcorri.bsky.social

Mkay I tried a pencil for comparison, think I’ll try that for now 😭

ft. my very old AU where Al and Lu have a huge fight b4 a battle, Lu “dies” but really just gets made human and sent to earth w/ his memory wiped. Alastor finds him but and has to help Lu remember he’s the king of hell #radioapple

Lu: “Anyone ever *hic* tell you you’re a very pretty demon?~”

Alastor: (thinking) …YOU had… every day….

January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM

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Minty

@zayajima.bsky.social

Catty b!tches as a little thank you for 6k followers here and 30k on twitter!! 🗣✨️
Look how well they get along with each other over time 💅🏼

#radioapple