The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone
@spammyjazzhands.bsky.social
I am NOT Haley Joel Osment, rumors to the contrary are untrue. FC Porto fan.
Then i have done my job. You are welcome.
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Then i have done my job. You are welcome.
I wish I could explain the creative impulse.
September 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish I could explain the creative impulse.
A story of diplomacy
August 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A story of diplomacy
I have no answers. I thought it was a good idea at the time.
Alt text provides important context
Alt text provides important context
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have no answers. I thought it was a good idea at the time.
Alt text provides important context
Alt text provides important context
Another bad meme of questionable quality.
May 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Another bad meme of questionable quality.
Bad meme. Real bad, but also true, in a way.
May 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bad meme. Real bad, but also true, in a way.
I'm still here for you....
May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm still here for you....
Sometimes this happens if somebody offers me a Sprite. I just black out, I can not control it, Sprite has been VERY UNFAIR! It tastes nothing like 7-Up, and saying it does is FAKE NEWS.
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Sometimes this happens if somebody offers me a Sprite. I just black out, I can not control it, Sprite has been VERY UNFAIR! It tastes nothing like 7-Up, and saying it does is FAKE NEWS.
Without downloading any pics where you are mentally
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Without downloading any pics where you are mentally
Ready and waiting for my mans, my knight in shining armah on the veranda, sipping on a lemonade, sexily as one does.
May 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ready and waiting for my mans, my knight in shining armah on the veranda, sipping on a lemonade, sexily as one does.
I do not have an answer for these. The Breen was necessary, though.
March 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I do not have an answer for these. The Breen was necessary, though.
Good morning.
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Good morning.
Before and after you tell him he's beautiful (he is not, for the record, just want to clarify that the originally photo of him was retouched (face contoured and forehead retouched, beard cleaned up and neck is contoured) and these honestly both work better for his position).
March 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Before and after you tell him he's beautiful (he is not, for the record, just want to clarify that the originally photo of him was retouched (face contoured and forehead retouched, beard cleaned up and neck is contoured) and these honestly both work better for his position).
Neil Breen did it again! He did not win any awards. But I made a sort of "what if" picture just in case he ever does.
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Neil Breen did it again! He did not win any awards. But I made a sort of "what if" picture just in case he ever does.
You should be thankful, now help me find some pants that fit.
March 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You should be thankful, now help me find some pants that fit.
I do not remember why i made this.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I do not remember why i made this.
Enjoying a restful spa visit before meeting with my personal trainer.
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Enjoying a restful spa visit before meeting with my personal trainer.
If you combine hulu, fubo, slurp juice, apes, MeTv, Paramount Plus, and Max on Demand, you get the album Mojo Priest by Steven Seagal. This may seem counterintuitive, nonsensical, insane, but it is true. BTW Under Siege 2 is an allegory about Prussian foreign policy.
January 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you combine hulu, fubo, slurp juice, apes, MeTv, Paramount Plus, and Max on Demand, you get the album Mojo Priest by Steven Seagal. This may seem counterintuitive, nonsensical, insane, but it is true. BTW Under Siege 2 is an allegory about Prussian foreign policy.
Looking over my timeline.
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Looking over my timeline.
I wish I could explain these, but this is Polish Nationalist Draymond Green.
January 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I wish I could explain these, but this is Polish Nationalist Draymond Green.