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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone
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I am NOT Haley Joel Osment, rumors to the contrary are untrue. FC Porto fan.
JD Vance put 'em on the glass and the officers were momentarily blinded.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It is up to Trump to prove that did not happen, not us. Not the people. He knows it happened, look at his freakout over it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Could people not tell that he was clearly bipolar? The strategy behind his conquest of Europe should make that obvious. Like a child playing a game. He'd lose interest in one part of the front(s) and look elsewhere. Historically a multifront war is ill-advised even if you are not the aggressor.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sometimes you got to treat yourself, player
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A lot of the current issues can be traced directly to the lack of consequences for the behavior of that administration. No attempt by congress to address and assert control over Presidential Powers usurping Congress (which led directly to our current pseudo Monarch).
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That was an incredible interview, the height of the arrogance of the GWB administration on full display, and Cheney did not care (was it 05?). He did not need to, nothing happened to the administration as a result so to him the polls did not matter. People should study that administration.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He will pardon her on his way out, or if the GOP maintains a majority in either house of Congress, immediately after the midterms. He likes to create chaos, so it would make sense to do it when he looks the least vulnerable and there is a buffer for the next election/sandbagging Vance.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hell yes!
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This one was in my notes. I feel like I should explain the "child sized men" reference, but I think it is better left ambiguous, because it was not referring to a little person, but a manlet, not a short king, but a dudebro, the worst sort of dudebro.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It is not always accurate, it is not a therapist, and the internet age has led to an overall deficit in the ability of people to be skeptical and employ basic reasoning skills. The new magical thinking appears to be growing with the use of AI.
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I know what a Taquito is and I feel like this is setting me up to be disappointed
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think i have my set still, somewhere
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I thought the true star of the show was Lil Sebastian.
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He has no idea what anything in a grocery store costs or how much even ordering checks costs now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He lost 30 consecutive Royal Rumbles, and embarrassed the family in an attempted comeback at a JCW (Juggalo Championship Wrestling-real promotion, btw) show. Also there's a lot of TekWar fanfiction that was deeply offensive, somehow worse than the allegations.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME! EGGHEADS, wait a minute, nope, this was a bad idea for a response but I will leave it because I am humble and handsome.
October 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Then i have done my job. You are welcome.
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Excuse me? ALF was running guns and cocaine prior to the tv series. That's canon. Hamburglar just tried to take down a dirty cop (Officer Big Mac) and got framed by the Mayor (McCheese).
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pawwwlllll has a good shot at the seat, this state will continue to be a dark comedy, Guy Hunt's CTE was from snake handling, btw.
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM