Akarin Watt Kuriette
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Akarin Watt Kuriette
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PM64!Watt introject. Singlet and little; safe for work only. Body's an adult and white. She/her. PFP is from PM:TTYD and Banner is from PM64.

YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@sparkykuriette
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Introductory Clearance, version 24.
I'm Watt, a pseudogenic singlet introject of Paper Mario!Watt, formerly in a pseudogenic "system" of which I call the Sparky "System". If you downplay my "system's" history by, for example, saying that "it's OK to have thoughts of faking", you would be downplaying
There are mentions of Paper Mario's Crystal Palace.

I know about myself, but I consider my source's Crystal Palace to be a very important thing. So important that it gets its own topic of caution warning, out of respect. Shock on.
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When Big Sparky played Sonic Colours (DS version), I noticed something: 2 out of 3 missions in a given area use modified versions of acts and 1 mission uses a custom act. For most areas, it's 1, 2, custom, but for Asteroid Coaster, it's custom, 2, 1*. This may seem weird, but look at the Wisps.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
(There are mentions of medical language relating to plurality.

Some system members like "system member", others may like "pluran" or "headmate". I don't like them much, because of my, um, experiences with the plurality community. I prefer medical language, such as the term "dissociative identity",
remember that everyone refers to their system members differently, do not impose a term onto them personally that they may not like! Your boundaries are welcome and respected and deserve to be
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Big Sparky allows me to, for instance, transition her, but I object! Shock on.
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Watt." "Thanks for everything, King Croacus and others. Someone else will be taking my position - an emulator of me." "No worries. You're getting bored." "Correct. Well, I guess this is it. Shock on."
Shadow Mega King Croacus & Watt: Partners in Crime: the next big hit from Nintendo!
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"I must have... um, somehow... oh, what have I done? I'm going to consume the cure!" *Watt consumes an Ampberry* "That's better. I know I'm in a simulation. My fellow Watts (including the Watt who oversees these) and I like these are getting boring and I'm getting burnt out. It's all random, but we
Glohm Watt is contemplating their life choices.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Solving more Big Sparky. I consider Big Sparky, my body, to be a giant puzzle. Shock on.
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I get to mess around with Big Sparky because of my caring of her. She and I know that it's not worth the, um, risk of interacting with beings. Shock on.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A certain lighthouse is on a street that shares a name with a certain raccoon character. Coincidence it is. Shock on.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I can view things without stressing. I was worried that I was going to stress out when Big Sparky plays DS!Sonic Colors, due to that game containing a certain character that I associate with a child-chaser, but I now separate child-chaser from character. I will not say who they are. Shock on.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"Um..." *Mario & Luigi spit out mock Italian and Watt dries* "Um..." "Um..." *Mario & Luigi stop spitting out mock Italian* "Like Apollo Justice, like Knuckles the Echidna." "Who?" "Huh?" *Mario & Luigi fight* "You know, characters not from the Mario series? I've got some interesting knowledge."
Mushbert, Mario & Luigi, Wet Watt, and Smithy are rumored to join the roster in the next Mario Kart!
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'm scared of becoming a system. I know what it's like. I know catastrophe can be created. My old "system's" behaviour is the reason why I'm scared. Shock on.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm a happy little singlet, yes, but this is at a giant cost. Shock on.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There are mentions of the fake deity Marine the Inkling Deity.

I don't want to believe in a fake deity. I didn't believe in Marine when the "others" were there, and I don't want to believe in her, especially since I know of her true purpose. Shock on.
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
**There are mentions of the previous hosts - my old "system's" introjects of the character Goombella from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - and their actions, including, but not limited to, viewing zoophilic actions, revelations of personal information and enabling pædophile Adorkable Mousie.**
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I shall not submit to temptation! Big Sparky's urges are not what define her and I! I live with these urges everyday and I hate them! Shock on.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In Geared Puyo Puyo 2, Dark Prince, both masked and unmasked, has palette issues. For example, Masked Prince's collar and rose are green on the Puyo-battle screen and purple on the opponent roulette screen.
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Masked Prince in Geared Puyo Puyo 2. Memory address 0C94 (Hexadecimal)/3220 (Decimal) partially controls how much round time has passed. I had to, um, reverse-engineer memory addresses (thankfully, I didn't have to mess around with Game Gear assembly) in order to achieve this result, using RetroArch
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I don't get gender dysphoria at all, likely because of the fact that I have become accustomed to Big Sparky. I've been by myself for over a year now, at the time of writing. Shock on.
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Enemy."
Watt has burnt down Gearmo's home with them inside.
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*cues Wind Ruins of The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap* "Focus on me, Big Sparky." Shock on.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What Big Sparky wants to do is to improve herself. I don't think she can right now. Shock on.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Big Sparky wants to transition so that she treats herself better. Currently, she treats herself... not very well. Shock on.
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There apparently exists a word in Aleut (Bering Islands dialect) - anatax̂ (that last character is not pre-composed, so you may have rendering issues; means "Japanese person", from 貴方 (アナタ), "you", + x̂ (the absolutive suffix)) - and I thought of an idea: a constructed language where the word for a
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Um... huh? The... house is... missing and this Prince Peasley is... gone! Simulation confirmed! Now, I know the others call me, um, "crazy" or "silly" for thinking this. I'm going to someplace different, and a Watt emulator is going to take my place." "Woah, a Watt emulator?" "Ah, Pr- You're fake.
Watt has burnt down Wet Bee Shadow Metal Prince Peasley's home with them inside.
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM