@speakerchef.bsky.social
Ick.
This is Mike Johnson literally saying that God wanted the poor bastard sitting behind Trump to catch that bullet in front of his family.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ick.
I sure hope the Lord has as much mercy on my enemies as advertised. I’m going to need that same mercy, too.
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I sure hope the Lord has as much mercy on my enemies as advertised. I’m going to need that same mercy, too.
Jesus: Suffers, is tortured, dies for my sins.
Me 2000 years later: Whining that I can’t have bacon because it’s Friday.
Me 2000 years later: Whining that I can’t have bacon because it’s Friday.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Jesus: Suffers, is tortured, dies for my sins.
Me 2000 years later: Whining that I can’t have bacon because it’s Friday.
Me 2000 years later: Whining that I can’t have bacon because it’s Friday.
I leave this without comment.
February 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I leave this without comment.