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I think about this post a lot.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spent the afternoon picnicking with friends and being body painted for a creative photoshoot in nature yesterday🌱☀️🎨🍄🧺

It was a literal fairytale come true…
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
i find it fun how "perma" has, itself, become kind of a fetishistic term even though "permanence" seemingly has nothing to do with sex or even fetishism. it's like three or four steps removed from kink, and yet half the posts on my TL only make sense if you get that particular bit of eroticism
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Sandra gives her favorite pet rock a lasting reminder~
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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No new pictures.

Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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Arm-Armor if you will
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
toxic yuri between an incomprehensible alien hivemind and the human woman she's assimilated

TWIST 1: the human's into it
TWIST 2: because the incomprehensible alien hivemind's been so reliant on alien bullshit to be powerful, the human is actually *more* dominant than the hivemind

is this anything
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Just whisper the protection spell within the Voluptuous Grimoire to unleash the ultimate berserker gear.
(Wing-it for Anielala
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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yay👍
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
if we're invaded by aliens i'm betraying humanity immediately. they don't even have to be sex aliens or a horny hive mind or a robotic superintelligence seeking to stress test the human libido. i'll just do it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Always strive to be your most authentic self!
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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installing software
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer.

#transfur #tfeveryday
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
merry glamsmas, everyone, especially all the dronekink girlies who can use the vanguard drone helmets as whatever job they want now
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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folks that still jork it to big dick anime girls whilst being scared of the idea of gender identity are truly some of the weakest amongst us

you have glimpsed beauty but are too frightened to allow it into your heart
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
of course i have to reskeet this one, given my goddamn handle
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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🐙🍐💦
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@leaftilde.bsky.social apropos of nothing, here is a band whose whole Thing i think you'd be very into www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRm...
Castle Rat - “WOLF I” (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Castle Rat
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I’ve mentioned this before, but on time we had a troll influx, a lot of them posted AI, so I saw a lot of their posts while doing @aimod.social labeling.

Lots of accounts with nasty replies to “blocked post” abandoned their accounts within weeks and even days. The non-blocked ones kept trolling.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Follow me on Patreon for more stuff like this! :
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September 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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How I love drawing shortstacks <3
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
if it happens today i'm devoting the rest of the year to finishing this fucking story i've been pecking at for months
August 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM