JD Heart
@special-nowhere.bsky.social
worm disco until i die
Worm Disco Until I Die
WORM DISCO UNTIL I DIE
WORM DISCO UNTIL I DIE
(all pronouns)
Worm Disco Until I Die
WORM DISCO UNTIL I DIE
WORM DISCO UNTIL I DIE
(all pronouns)
Over thanksgiving break i made my parents watch several episodes of uhhnnn
Came back for the new years and my dad told me "I was watching this clip of two guys in a podcast and it wasn't until one of them laughed that I realized it was Trixie and Katya out of drag" ☠️☠️
Came back for the new years and my dad told me "I was watching this clip of two guys in a podcast and it wasn't until one of them laughed that I realized it was Trixie and Katya out of drag" ☠️☠️
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Over thanksgiving break i made my parents watch several episodes of uhhnnn
Came back for the new years and my dad told me "I was watching this clip of two guys in a podcast and it wasn't until one of them laughed that I realized it was Trixie and Katya out of drag" ☠️☠️
Came back for the new years and my dad told me "I was watching this clip of two guys in a podcast and it wasn't until one of them laughed that I realized it was Trixie and Katya out of drag" ☠️☠️
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
At this point I'm about to pull a career out of a hat and go back to school for whatever I draw
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
At this point I'm about to pull a career out of a hat and go back to school for whatever I draw
Chicagoan R.E.M: if you believe they put a man in the Bean
Man in the Bean~
Man in the Bean~
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Chicagoan R.E.M: if you believe they put a man in the Bean
Man in the Bean~
Man in the Bean~
All my maladaptive daydreams of becoming a drummer get ruined when I get humbled by the third round of Rhythm Heaven for the ds
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
All my maladaptive daydreams of becoming a drummer get ruined when I get humbled by the third round of Rhythm Heaven for the ds
Yeah I was gonna go to bed a half hour ago but then I decided I needed to use up the cucumbers that weren't taken by mold and I saw my roommate and I both were saving jars of olive juice to brine hard-boiled eggs in so SOMEONE HAD TO HARD BOIL THE EGGS AND THEN-
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yeah I was gonna go to bed a half hour ago but then I decided I needed to use up the cucumbers that weren't taken by mold and I saw my roommate and I both were saving jars of olive juice to brine hard-boiled eggs in so SOMEONE HAD TO HARD BOIL THE EGGS AND THEN-
I'm not saying anything new by saying Charlie Kirk should rest in piss and mud and filth and anyone who disagrees is a big dummy stupid poo poo pants like he was
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm not saying anything new by saying Charlie Kirk should rest in piss and mud and filth and anyone who disagrees is a big dummy stupid poo poo pants like he was
I'm only gonna ask one more time: WHO has been digging holes where Earth's pores ought to suffice???
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm only gonna ask one more time: WHO has been digging holes where Earth's pores ought to suffice???
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google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
June 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
While you were at the club....I was also at the club
But while you went to sleep after the club! I cleaned up all pre-club detritus (I cannot be left alone with sober post-club thoughts)
But while you went to sleep after the club! I cleaned up all pre-club detritus (I cannot be left alone with sober post-club thoughts)
June 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
While you were at the club....I was also at the club
But while you went to sleep after the club! I cleaned up all pre-club detritus (I cannot be left alone with sober post-club thoughts)
But while you went to sleep after the club! I cleaned up all pre-club detritus (I cannot be left alone with sober post-club thoughts)
I have to call out of work for legitimate reasons in 2 minutes pray for me
May 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I have to call out of work for legitimate reasons in 2 minutes pray for me
Sometimes I still eat like a teenage boy which means i make a grilled cheese and go "fuck that was good!" Then I eat 4 more and go play kickball with my friends
April 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sometimes I still eat like a teenage boy which means i make a grilled cheese and go "fuck that was good!" Then I eat 4 more and go play kickball with my friends
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You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
Recently found out that Bohemian Grove is a real thing and not something solely from Will Patrick Connolly's mind created for his 2015 altpop album Caterpillars of the Commonwealth
March 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Recently found out that Bohemian Grove is a real thing and not something solely from Will Patrick Connolly's mind created for his 2015 altpop album Caterpillars of the Commonwealth
Thinking about the time i got high and took a bunch pictures of this piece of popcorn because I thought it looked like an angel
March 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Thinking about the time i got high and took a bunch pictures of this piece of popcorn because I thought it looked like an angel
When my friend is running late for our meet up I know melty blood has my back to pass the time
March 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When my friend is running late for our meet up I know melty blood has my back to pass the time
Me standing over the pot of tuna and noodles I made as meal prep but ended up being too tasty
February 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Me standing over the pot of tuna and noodles I made as meal prep but ended up being too tasty
Yeah babe, the hand-knit, applaca fur fingerless gloves STAY ON during sex
February 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yeah babe, the hand-knit, applaca fur fingerless gloves STAY ON during sex
I think Guitar Man (Bread) and Piano Man (Billy Joel) are estranged lovers
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think Guitar Man (Bread) and Piano Man (Billy Joel) are estranged lovers
Guess who just discovered Lycoris Recoil
Me playing/watching literally anything: hey this just like that part in signalis-
January 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Guess who just discovered Lycoris Recoil
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*duckduckgo search* how to become sonic the hedgehog
January 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*duckduckgo search* how to become sonic the hedgehog