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Omg I remember having this poster as a kid right next to the Lisa Frank poster it was clearly emulating. The irony of juxtaposing “Be an american girl” with “Be a leader, not a follower” was entirely lost on me as a child…🫥
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
And yes I cut out the drawing on the envelope. You need to get your head on straight & start taking life seriously if you think I would ever throw away an envelope with a cute drawing on it 😤
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Absolutely stunned by this beautiful portrait of Lee Kang-sheng by the master Garrett Young @doctop.bsky.social 🤩😲🥹 They really captured his ethereal beauty & unmistakable swag in such a subtle way.
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This year I managed to get two Gatoshop pieces in the family xmas photo. I forgot I was wearing my Lobotomia tshirt under my Inechi sweatshirt until I took it off for the second round of pics. Once again, I am compelled to remind you, I am indeed the coolest mfer on the planet earth…
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Every time he gives me a new Mondo vision box, I have to shift over hundreds of Criterions to make room on the shelf cuz I want them to be all together. Not that I’m complaining. Taking things off of shelves and putting things back on shelves is one of my favorite hobbies 🤓
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gifts from my hubbeh 😇
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And my Altered Innocence order too 😇 Now that shipping times have drastically improved, what will people post about incessantly on bluray forums?!!
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Merry Xmas to me, my hubbeh & our joint VinSyn order ONLY!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Usually I can figure these out with my weak french + translate app, but this one makes no sense to me. She’s crushing his balls with a garlic press..? Or that’s what he’s saying his ex used to do. Me no know. Much to ponder
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Vinegar syndrome beat them to it 😈 I hope they do more of these sets, I love these
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Save me Bobita 😩
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Here’s two that stuck with me—Niko Papatakis’ The Photograph & Secure the Shadow by Kerry Laitala
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Beggarman back on the prowl
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dika posting 🍼
October 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No. Not anymore. If you buy a DVD now they send the big white ball from The Prisoner after you
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I fucking love buying DVDs ❤️‍🔥🤟
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There’s a little tape version for pt 1
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Extra crispy fried chicken o’ the woods mushroom bahn mis 👨🏻‍🍳 Needed more pickled cauliflower & jalapeños but I ran out. Bc I be snacking
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love when a comics delivery arrives with cool stickers on the packaging. Yes I cut these out to add to my archives. Only a fool would discard of such treasures
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Suppertime Beggarman returns once again…
September 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM