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Omg I remember having this poster as a kid right next to the Lisa Frank poster it was clearly emulating. The irony of juxtaposing “Be an american girl” with “Be a leader, not a follower” was entirely lost on me as a child…🫥
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
And yes I cut out the drawing on the envelope. You need to get your head on straight & start taking life seriously if you think I would ever throw away an envelope with a cute drawing on it 😤
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This year I managed to get two Gatoshop pieces in the family xmas photo. I forgot I was wearing my Lobotomia tshirt under my Inechi sweatshirt until I took it off for the second round of pics. Once again, I am compelled to remind you, I am indeed the coolest mfer on the planet earth…
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Every time he gives me a new Mondo vision box, I have to shift over hundreds of Criterions to make room on the shelf cuz I want them to be all together. Not that I’m complaining. Taking things off of shelves and putting things back on shelves is one of my favorite hobbies 🤓
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And my Altered Innocence order too 😇 Now that shipping times have drastically improved, what will people post about incessantly on bluray forums?!!
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Beautiful…The barista’s effortless smile contrasted with the gunman’s eternal ennui…
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yay! I agree the ending is disappointing. I love everything leading up to it though. CG is so insufferable, but it’s still funny to me every time he calls her Monkeyface 🐵
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I think you will definitely enjoy it! From one Caryhead to another 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lol the eternal question…🎭 Have you seen Suspicion? That’s the third Cary variant (evil)
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Usually I can figure these out with my weak french + translate app, but this one makes no sense to me. She’s crushing his balls with a garlic press..? Or that’s what he’s saying his ex used to do. Me no know. Much to ponder
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People on the internet have a lot to say about those of us who read books in public. Performative male behavior, they say. Ur not a vibe bro, they say. Well it turns out I am a vibe. And the vibe is chick magnet. But only when I’m reading Burroughs 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Vinegar syndrome beat them to it 😈 I hope they do more of these sets, I love these
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
JT lied, we all cried…😂
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Save me Bobita 😩
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Here’s two that stuck with me—Niko Papatakis’ The Photograph & Secure the Shadow by Kerry Laitala
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM