Bobby
@spectreman.bsky.social
Spooky shit, movies and music of all kinds, Star Wars, RUSH, hard rock & heavy metal, and live theatre. Country music died in ‘83, sour pickles are their own food group, and I learned all of life’s lessons from The Brady Bunch. Atheist.
I just can’t with these “shoppers” at Costco who block cart traffic as they stand at a sample station asking a bunch of questions and eating, then they slowly walk to the actual product just to stand there for a total of 10 seconds so they can fake interest in the product before walking away.
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I just can’t with these “shoppers” at Costco who block cart traffic as they stand at a sample station asking a bunch of questions and eating, then they slowly walk to the actual product just to stand there for a total of 10 seconds so they can fake interest in the product before walking away.
A couple of Yuletide timelines and cultures are about to collide in the best way possible — we’re about to dig into some tamales and read Victorian Christmas ghost stories to each other by candlelight.
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A couple of Yuletide timelines and cultures are about to collide in the best way possible — we’re about to dig into some tamales and read Victorian Christmas ghost stories to each other by candlelight.
Until we can one day restore the name “The Kennedy Center”, let it now only be known as “The Trump and Epstein Center for the Performing Arts”.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Until we can one day restore the name “The Kennedy Center”, let it now only be known as “The Trump and Epstein Center for the Performing Arts”.
Using someone’s death to try and sell your “success”? Fuck that shitbag. I wish I believed in hell so I’d at least know he’d be spending an eternity there. I just have to take solace in the fact that whenever he does go, (to paraphrase George Bailey) he will die a warped, frustrated old man.
Our evil, mentally ill president, celebrates the murder of Rob Reiner
He - and all who enable him - will eventually go to hell. I pity them all.
He - and all who enable him - will eventually go to hell. I pity them all.
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Using someone’s death to try and sell your “success”? Fuck that shitbag. I wish I believed in hell so I’d at least know he’d be spending an eternity there. I just have to take solace in the fact that whenever he does go, (to paraphrase George Bailey) he will die a warped, frustrated old man.
In my seat waiting to watch The Shining in IMAX.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
In my seat waiting to watch The Shining in IMAX.
Everyone loved Bugonia (2025), right? RIGHT??
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Everyone loved Bugonia (2025), right? RIGHT??
I’m sitting here eating peanut M&Ms like it’s candy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m sitting here eating peanut M&Ms like it’s candy.
Are we still surprised Tarantino is sometimes a dickhead with shit takes? Calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” and “the weakest fucking actor in SAG” is complete bullshit. If QT truly can’t see the talent in that man, then he should just pretend he’s already made his 10th film and GTFO the game now.
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Are we still surprised Tarantino is sometimes a dickhead with shit takes? Calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” and “the weakest fucking actor in SAG” is complete bullshit. If QT truly can’t see the talent in that man, then he should just pretend he’s already made his 10th film and GTFO the game now.
Just think. We live in a world where some people think The Bangles’ cover of “Hazy Shade of Winter” should be on an 80s New Wave Christmas playlist.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just think. We live in a world where some people think The Bangles’ cover of “Hazy Shade of Winter” should be on an 80s New Wave Christmas playlist.
“Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol” is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol” is a Thanksgiving movie.
I’m getting some pre-Thanksgiving yard work done.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m getting some pre-Thanksgiving yard work done.
You should probably get on this before Black Friday, @hoolian.bsky.social.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You should probably get on this before Black Friday, @hoolian.bsky.social.
I just got my phone back from my Corgi. I caught him with it hiding behind the couch, scrubbing through the Zapruder film with his front right paw. We locked eyes, and he stared at me as if he had figured out…something.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just got my phone back from my Corgi. I caught him with it hiding behind the couch, scrubbing through the Zapruder film with his front right paw. We locked eyes, and he stared at me as if he had figured out…something.
I always use hand sanitizer before I pick my nose because I have the smarts.
September 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I always use hand sanitizer before I pick my nose because I have the smarts.
“You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell”
September 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell”
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster!”
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster!”
“Who puts fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?”
August 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Who puts fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?”
I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.
August 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.
The Producers (1967) is one of the few films where I can look at screenshots and laugh my ass off.
July 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Producers (1967) is one of the few films where I can look at screenshots and laugh my ass off.
The Shining is a 4th of July movie.
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Shining is a 4th of July movie.
Pardon my language, but this heat is 100% booty.
June 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pardon my language, but this heat is 100% booty.