Pretty sure I know what it is. I think the filmmaker is from the same state I am. No, not the perpetual state of confusion.

Lawrence of Arabia. Now give my prize goddamn it.

She is, if by “hottest” you mean she looks sweaty all the time.

Yeah, Justin. I’ll just chalk it up to the fact that you can’t count past two.

Is that dude just one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of this planet who is only where he is today because of daddy’s money and an incredible streak of luck?

That’s better than the last monkey video you sent me where he was doing something very different with his hands.

I wore down the grooves on my brother’s copy back in the day.

That’s what I’ve always done and will continue to do, and if you don’t like any of what I’m saying here or you are one of those “FAFO…It’s that simple.” people about this disturbing pattern of ICE violence, lick the Hot Pockets grease off your nasty little fingers and hit that block button.

My dad taught me that not only is it OK to question our government, it is an essential right to be exercised if we the people want to help maintain a healthy democracy.

No. I now only run the Delta Burke fan club.

Where do I send my hard earned money?

First Blood, Chapter 7: Moose Vagina

Happy New Year, my brother.

Weird. Not sure how I missed that one. I went straight from Poor Things to Bugonia and never knew he did anything inbetween.

Yeah, that’s exactly how I felt about it. The ending seemed like a completely different movie. But, HS was very good in it, I thought.

Hey, what did you think of Cuckoo?

Might? You put it out into the universe, therefore, it must happen.

Perhaps among the greatest lyrics ever written, and my old college nickname.